I honestly think the council and utilities companies locate poles, lamps, signs
and countless other random street furniture in positions of maximum danger
and risk to life and limb on purpose; but then I'm just neurotic if you believe
what they keep saying about me...
Impressive! What exactly were you doing at the time to be 80mph airborne
upside down!? You obviously weren't practicing to be part of a new red
arrows routine?
Andrew