Just been stabbed.

[GiveMeABreak]

I've booked my assassination in 2 weeks time. I'll only have the Alka Seltzer one and not the Pfizer fertiliser version.

[CitroJim]

Interesting how the second seems to have more side effects... I was a tiny bit iffy after my first (OAZ) jab but not enough to stop me ruining next day... The day after I was as right as rain again

[myglaren]

I've booked my assassination in 2 weeks time. I'll only have the Alka Seltzer one and not the Pfizer fertiliser version.

You need the brutalski Sputnik one. Comes with free vodka.

[GiveMeABreak]

Well, if they don't have the one I want, then I'll do without and just dose up on the homemade curry - that will kill anything.

[CitroJim]

Well, if they don't have the one I want, then I'll do without and just dose up on the homemade curry - that will kill anything.

My homebrew curries keep me healthy... Lots if garlic and chillies Many ingredients in a proper curry are said to confer health benefits...

I'm inclined to believe

[Gibbo2286]

No side effects so far from my second one, not even a sore arm.

[Hell Razor5543]

Well, if they don't have the one I want, then I'll do without and just dose up on the homemade curry - that will kill anything.

My homebrew curries keep me healthy... Lots if garlic and chillies Many ingredients in a proper curry are said to confer health benefits...

I'm inclined to believe

Once of the reasons could be that, because curries can affect how your breathe smells, nobody comes close enough to pass on any diseases!

[Paul-R]

At the risk of sending this thread wildly how many agree with me that curries are vastly superior to chillies? To me a chilli is just heat without any background flavour. A proper curry can be lip-smackingly tasty.

[mickthemaverick]

I don't eat either!!! Don't do spicey food at all as it leads to unwanted consequences as does anything green!!
Good job I enjoy meat and root veggies!!

[myglaren]

Not a fan of chillies. My son is a chilli fiend. Chillies with everything.

[GiveMeABreak]

I only use chillies for a bit of heat - and being a heathen, I only use chilli powder for convenience, but yes to me they are tasteless, whereas the various curry spices are where you get the flavours. I often mix madras and Jalfrezi or Balti and Bhuna - depending on what mood I'm in.

[CitroJim]

Once of the reasons could be that, because curries can affect how your breathe smells, nobody comes close enough to pass on any diseases!

Funny you should say that James... When I've been for a particularly hard run or bike ride, especially on Zwift, I smell distinctly of curry and especially onions...



My shower and washing machine gets a lot of use!

[Hell Razor5543]

Once of the reasons could be that, because curries can affect how your breathe smells, nobody comes close enough to pass on any diseases!

Funny you should say that James... When I've been for a particularly hard run or bike ride, especially on Zwift, I smell distinctly of curry and especially onions...



My shower and washing machine gets a lot of use!

Just so long as it is YOU who smells of curries, Jim, and not Daffodil or Sally!

[myglaren]

Stabbing #2 completed as painlessly as the first one - less so as I took the car.

[GiveMeABreak]

Had my stabbing Saturday. However that evening I could of been on the morgue slab - I was frozen solid like when you have the man flu. Better the next day but a bit groggy generally.