Reminds me of the day Dad streaked across the Saudi desert...
Dad was due to do one of his BSAC qualifications, so his tum was playing up with nerves and we pulled our Volvo over on the way to the beach.
He dashed behind a sand dune and a small sand storm started up.
Next thing we saw was his red trunks flying across the desert followed by him racing after them!
We thought it was hilarious but had to keep straight faces when he got back to the car as he didn't see the funny side

Unfortunately something in the carb dried out with the heat so we were stuck.
Thankfully one of his dive buddies had to head back to Jeddah for some reason and radioed back to the beach camp.
Mum and four kids (my sister and I had friends with us) had to squeeze into the back of a friend's car with no A/C and head to camp (totally illegally as mum was then travelling with a man who wasn't her relation or husband!) while dad and the other blokes worked out what needed to be done to fix his car, I think they used the dip stick to lubricate what was needed and get the car going.
Anyway, here's how to use chopsticks
