See, I quite understand the kids not pleased with the state of the planet and their climate change stomp.
BUT........
It really grates my cheese when I'm seen as some kind of murderer
Yes I drive a V8 and it can use a shed load of fuel....
However, my particular car was converted to burn LPG back in the day so when I went for the last MoT test (end of June 2019) I asked the tester to check my emissions.
"No need! It's LPG!"
"OK. indulge me!"
So, being 20 years old and a 4.0 V8 engine, I must murder around 300 Polar Bears per week
As it turns out, I am "allowed" 3.50 on the CO but in fact I was 0.00
Hydrocarbons on my car, I'm "allowed" 1200 parts per million (one thousand two hundred parts per million) and my car was..........7!
That's right, out of all that allowance, I was 7.
That leaves 1193 parts still allowed...
So, yes! I am super pleased to be one of millions doing his bit to save the planet, even though the majority see some fat mess riding roughshod over the little people when in fact, I am one of the cleanest drivers out there
Ell Pee Gee, just sayin'
