Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

[myglaren]

Can't count, underestimated the number of bunches of flowers needed, had to go for more then ended up with a surfeit.
Mixed up the gin and cognac for youngest daughter and youngest son.
Overestimated the number of bottles of wine needed.

A huge success as usual

[CitroJim]

I went to Tesco this morning... It, compared to a week ago, was deserted

They were having a clearance sale of calendars; clearly, their days are numbered...

I'll get my coat....

[mickthemaverick]

I think you'll need your passport too after that!!

[CitroJim]

I think you'll need your passport too after that!!

It's expired so you're stuck with me

[mickthemaverick]

Well if your passport is out of date, you'd better go back to Tescos and ger it 365!!

[Stickyfinger]

We had a goose for Christmas this year.
Well, actually it was a turkey that thought it was a goose.
It was trans-gander....

[CitroJim]

We are had a goose for Christmas this year.
Well, actually it was a turkey that thought it was a goose.
It was trans-gander....