Terrified by what might happen

[Stickyfinger]

Well he has been and gone, he had a few Pustules just stating to form and the odd persistent fly following his shoes

A Ampicillin sandwich twice a day or a week should sort him out.....

[daviemck2006]

At least he survived the train. The big question is though, after being jostled in a fiesta with square wheels, and held captive in the gorilla cart, how on earth will he get home with heil hitler showing the way?

[Hell Razor5543]

I heard on the news that a German vehicle was pulled over for a roadside emissions test, only for the DRIVER to fail, as he were found to be emitting far more dangerous particles. The officers concerned are currently in hospital being checked over, the car has been disposed of by use of a nuclear reactor/furnace, while the driver is being held in the most secure medical facilities ever devised, which MIGHT be up to the job, until the NHS and the WHO have completed building the containment facilities on the dark side of the Moon. However, the surviving members of Pink Floyd have allowed their music to be played throughout this facility.

[BenC5HDi]

Where do you buy these substances that you take, in Reading, Mr Hell Razor? Please let me know..

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[Hell Razor5543]

Natural high, due to my attitude that life is there to be enjoyed.

[BenC5HDi]

The best attitude to have, I commend you for it sir.

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[Xantic]

Well just got out of the decontamination chamber. I am still alive. What i did find strange was all the French people from the Severn bridge onwards were in Wales to greet me and probably see the French made German car, the only one in the world. They must have heard about it.

Anyway, The train journey was ok to be honest. Home at last and now to relax.

Cheers Alasdair but next time get some biscuits in to go with the coffee..lol

[Xantic]

All in all not a bad day. First time on a train for 40+ years, Collected by Stickyfinger at the station. He even let me drive the Tourer back to his place. Nice drive i must admit. Keep it on the list for a future car.

Realised the vast amounts of French people were not in Wales to see my car but they did see their team lose. Happy days.

Just taken the dog for a walk now in the house chillin with a scotch. Mrs wants to go out in the FG tomorrow. Thats the German car that was built in France, Only one in the world.

So for a comparison i shall take it for a ride, then she will see the difference.
So gald to have survived the train journey, no ill effects as yet. In the bin at the station is all the things i took just in case. Help yourself.