May I ask some advise please Gentlemen ???

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andmcit
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:lol: I'd not be too surprised if cableties aren't holding half our disintegrating
country together actually... :shock:

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The Seasider
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andmcit wrote::lol: I'd not be too surprised if cableties aren't holding half our disintegrating
country together actually... :shock:

Andrew
You aint half wrong there Andrew..... ZIP TIES & GAFFER TAPE Bet I could build a Space Shuttle with it ..(Given Enough time!!!)

I Mailed that guy in Hull Andrew, Awaitin a reply ....it would probs be cheaper to just "Blow it over" ..(All of it) .. as I said the paintwork is flat as a fart!! anyhow !!!
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Citroenmad
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Unread post by Citroenmad »

Im pretty sure i saw this on ebay a little while ago too. There cant be many S2 HDis in white with a black MK1 bonnet and bumper. :lol:

Sounds like a decent car for £125!
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HDI Dave
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Re: May I ask some advise please Gentlemen ???

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The Seasider wrote:Ok ...Long Story ..... Potted version .....

my "Normal" vehicle is a L322 Range Rover but recently I've had to "Ferry" my Mum around (Shes 92!!) Getting her into a Rangie is ... well a NON STARTER!!!

couple of weeks ago I'm off walking the dog on the beach & pass my "pensioner" (Gordon) neighbours house hes out "Twiddling" with his 99 HDi Xantia... Being polite I say hello & he says "I'm leavin I've had enough of this damned Counrty I'm going to live with my son in Greece, You fancy buyin my Xantia"????

"Oh Yeah" say I "I'll give yer £125 fer it" ......."STORMIN" says Gordon "Heres the keys pick it up when yer ready & stick the cash thru me letter box"

OH DEAR!!! I was only being polite!!!!!

Gordon managed to stick it under the rear end of a HGV truck bout 3 years ago (Been repaired (BADLY) Car is white & has a black bonnet & mk1 bumper & grill) Air Bags gone off Steering wheel stuck down wiv Gaffer tape!!! .... Looks like a Taxi from Bradford!!!!!

Anyways I thinks Well it'll do fer ferrying Mum around ....

Keith
Ahh,

it all becomes clear now :lol:

I was thinking...this guy's got a full on RR, buys an old shed, misfit/retro panels, needs paint, stuck on high, airbag 'mod' etc etc lol.....
he's either a.) Nuts... b.) a spammer... c.) gone bankrupt... d.) or an eccentric....

or just someone with a top sense of humour! 'Bit like me and some of my mates,like the time I was caught with red diesel in my old LR...well I'd lent it to my mate officer :wink:

I do like a person with a half full glass,very entertaining,as opposed to the half empty deflated personality :wink:

p.s, "Looks like a Taxi from Bradford!!!!!"

You've been here then,so you'll know the 10 best attributes of our fair city:

1.) Fantastic curries

2.) X answer 1 by 10... :lol:

One day Australia for me hopefully
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addo
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Are you suggesting there are many of the latter here? :lol:

Oh, I don't want to go. I mightn't like it"...

It would be nice to see the airbags and belts sorted - it's cheap, safer, and not too hard.
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