As soldiers being shipped out to Egypt we had some of those for a different reason
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"We even got to watch some gruesome films to hammer home the point."
As soldiers being shipped out to Egypt we had some of those for a different reason
As soldiers being shipped out to Egypt we had some of those for a different reason
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Can I just say, I am a bit squeamish and I absolutely hate this "method of learning" - I really can get the point without something to turn my stomach!! So many health and safety schemes seem to feel the need to show me such things, no thanks!CitroJim wrote: 01 Jan 2026, 05:06 RF burns. They are very nasty indeed.
We even got to watch some gruesome films to hammer home the point. And that as way before H and S became a thing.
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I'm guessing Gibbo's training films might best be summed up by saying: "Best keep it in your trousers, lads"

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I worked in the chemical industry and on starting one new job it was made clear to wash hands before going to the toilet as well as after to remove any chemicals, not only to protect the worker but also wives. This was by showing gruesome photos of cancers of various bits.
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One of the lads said "Blimey he's got more holes in that than my colander."bobins wrote: 01 Jan 2026, 12:27 I'm guessing Gibbo's training films might best be summed up by saying: "Best keep it in your trousers, lads"![]()
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Me too Matt and I can report lots of white/green faces and cold sweats over the years along with rapid exits from the room whilst these films were being shown.MattBLancs wrote: 01 Jan 2026, 12:09Can I just say, I am a bit squeamish and I absolutely hate this "method of learning" - I really can get the point without something to turn my stomach!! So many health and safety schemes seem to feel the need to show me such things, no thanks!CitroJim wrote: 01 Jan 2026, 05:06 RF burns. They are very nasty indeed.
We even got to watch some gruesome films to hammer home the point. And that as way before H and S became a thing.
Not least me. It still happens to me during my first aid refresher training. In such situations I'm terribly squeamish.
However, when I'm called on to deal with a medical emergency for real I have absolutely no problem at all and I'm a model of calm, reassuring and able.
I'm fine with seeing and dealing other people's blood and injuries but not so good when it's mine in any great quantity...
Jim
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My Picasso is back with me
Yesterday I gave it a good interior clean and check-over before loading it with the parkrun kit and then parking it tightly under the carport to keep the majority of frost off... Both task in readiness for an early start on Saturday morning.
The car seems no worse for its festive loan although I did note Sian did over a thousand miles in it
And she returned it with only half a tank of diesel. It was three quarters full when she took it...
Kids

The car seems no worse for its festive loan although I did note Sian did over a thousand miles in it
And she returned it with only half a tank of diesel. It was three quarters full when she took it...
Kids
Jim
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Yes, I remember those too Eric... I was subjected to one on first arrival in Belize...Gibbo2286 wrote: 01 Jan 2026, 12:01 "We even got to watch some gruesome films to hammer home the point."
As soldiers being shipped out to Egypt we had some of those for a different reason![]()
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That’s not bad MPG Jim …..1,000 miles on a quarter of a tankCitroJim wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 05:04
………And she returned it with only half a tank of diesel. It was three quarters full when she took it...
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My 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
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Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.1i / 1.4D / 1.5D)
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Carports rock. Yesterday morning all cars parked out in the open looked like icebergs. My Picasso, tucked up in the carport, was completely ice-free
I have another early start today and tomorrow so I shall be doing same. Strawberry is having to 'rough it' out in the open for a few days, poor thing
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Very happy to report Strawberry has a new MoT 
Just the one advisory. I couldn't feel it and the MOT man said it was only very slight and only apparent whilst subject to the 'shaker'..
I've ordered some spares. Having a hydraulic press means I can press out the old one and press in the new one, thus saving the cost of a whole new lower arm... The difference in cost is very significant.
It's Bluebell's turn to meet the man with the clipboard soon - stay tuned
Just the one advisory. I couldn't feel it and the MOT man said it was only very slight and only apparent whilst subject to the 'shaker'..
I've ordered some spares. Having a hydraulic press means I can press out the old one and press in the new one, thus saving the cost of a whole new lower arm... The difference in cost is very significant.
It's Bluebell's turn to meet the man with the clipboard soon - stay tuned
Jim
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My 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
My 5th Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.1i / 1.4D / 1.5D)
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My 5th Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.1i / 1.4D / 1.5D)
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Thanks Gary
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Nice one Jim good start to 2026 for you 
Husky.
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Thanks Husky
It was Bluebell's turn to be interrogated by the clipboard wielding man yesterday...
A clean sheet too
She's now back tucked up in the garage...
Next to go into the MoT bay will be Polly in March...
And yesterday the new balljoints arrived to address Strawberry's MoT advisory...
I'll get that done as soon as the weather improves a bit...
Jim
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