A good few years ago, I was with some friends at a private military museum somewhere in Germany. There stood a Hind which we were all admiring. A mate casually and randomly pipes up:
"Last time I was in the front of one of those, I was being flown around Chernobyl. The pilot told me not to touch ANYTHING"
WTF ???
Eh ???????
He calmly walked on and wouldn't give many more details.
Bar-steward