Mrs has the Verbals!!

[Rp0thejester]

[Ross_K]

They say you shouldn't go to bed angry after an argument, which is why I haven't slept since Wednesday

[Rp0thejester]

[myglaren]

I was just collared by one of my neighbours, coming home with a load of shopping, much of it frozen.
Dropped the bags on the ground to talk to him. Just come in two hours later to put it away

One of the things he was telling me was that he has a degree and was a lecturer at the university, among other things.

His ex-wife once said to him that "You are the cleverest ignorant person I have ever met"

[Rp0thejester]

like I've said in another post, the brain works in different ways for people. I wasn't including woman in that comment though.Even science can't figure them out!

[MattBLancs]

I was just collared by one of my neighbours, coming home with a load of shopping, much of it frozen.
Dropped the bags on the ground to talk to him. Just come in two hours later to put it away

One of the things he was telling me was that he has a degree and was a lecturer at the university, among other things.

His ex-wife once said to him that "You are the cleverest ignorant person I have ever met"

Oh you definitely need to work on your "go away, I'm busy!" Subliminal messaging skills.

Either that, or give him a nice heavy, freezing cold bag to hold whilst he jabbers on. Am sure frostbitten fingers will help shorten the waffle a touch

[Rp0thejester]

Just been told I've got to do the BBQing tonight cos she doesn't know how to burn stuff, what a load of bulderdash!! I'm learning though, I didn't reply....

[bobins]

It is - genuinely - so dry down here that we daren't have a BBQ for risk of stray sparks setting sheds, fences, furry pets on fire. I've not smelled a BBQ anywhere 'round here for at least a week, which is most unusual. I've stayed away from the countryside for much the same reason - all too easy to either cause a fire, or be blamed for a fire if you were seen anywhere near in the hour before one happens. There have been a few highly alarming fires near here over the last few weeks.

[Rp0thejester]

Yeah it's extremely dry here as well, I wouldn't attempt it if I didn't have 2 fire extinguishers handy

[Gibbo2286]

It is - genuinely - so dry down here that we daren't have a BBQ for risk of stray sparks setting sheds, fences, furry pets on fire. I've not smelled a BBQ anywhere 'round here for at least a week, which is most unusual. I've stayed away from the countryside for much the same reason - all too easy to either cause a fire, or be blamed for a fire if you were seen anywhere near in the hour before one happens. There have been a few highly alarming fires near here over the last few weeks.

Driving over long grass with a hot catalytic convertor is enough bobins. did it myself on my driveway at my last address, luckily it was only the drive.

[Sloppysod]

Yeah it's extremely dry here as well, I wouldn't attempt it if I didn't have 2 fire extinguishers handy

Here's one.......

Here's the other

Anthing smaller won't be enough

[Gibbo2286]

I sold one of those for a neighbour who had bought it for fun then regretted it.