Notices..what have you spotted?

[van ordinaire]

There's a sign in a Dublin suburb that reads "weaving cyclists ahead" I assume they must loom out of somewhere

Or for those with a warped sense of humour...

I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .

[doctle]

There's a sign in a Dublin suburb that reads "weaving cyclists ahead" I assume they must loom out of somewhere

Or for those with a warped sense of humour...

I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .

My wife only ever tells jokes about wool, she's a knit wit

[CitroJim]

Or for those with a warped sense of humour...

I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .

My wife only ever tells jokes about wool, she's a knit wit

To all of that!

[white exec]

Glad you've cottoned on -
Fray'd it's the best I can do, darn it.
No more flannel, nothing shoddy, no more loose ends.

Enough, enough!
I think all this is starting to unravel.

[doctle]

If you sew thyme together a German is unable to say no, a stitch in thyme saves nein

[white exec]

Very sage, Doc.

[van ordinaire]

Can't help thinking, someone's trying to pull the wool over our eyes - & hopes we won't notice!

[bobins]

Can't help thinking, someone's trying to pull the wool over our eyes - & hopes we won't notice!

I think we need to put a blanket ban on such puns.......

[white exec]

No wonder the UK produced so many budding gag-writers...
Galton & Simpson, Cook, Moore, Miller, Bennett, two Ronnies, Cleese, Cryer, Fry . . .
We don't have a lot to thank all those single-sex grammar and boarding schools for, but years of boring lessons and irrelevance certainly threw up some comic gems.
Good to see us keeping them alive!

Quite a turn-up really.
No, no, stop it, stop it!

[Hell Razor5543]

I think I shall head out and weft along in my orange blooded C5,

[CitroJim]

I think I shall head out and weft along in my orange blooded C5,

And I shall do my Zebedee impressions in my hard as nails 207

[NewcastleFalcon]

Exploring the current thread of the thread "The Rules to be observed in The Mill" are worth a peruse.

Like the sheepish reference to the "Toilet" as "the Necessary".

from here https://i1.wp.com/positivesharing.com/w ... 682%2C1024

"If two persons are known to be in one Necessary together they shall be fined: & if any Man is found to be in a Women's Necessary he shall be instantly dismissed"

Regards Neil

[CitroJim]

"If two persons are known to be in one Necessary together they shall be fined: & if any Man is found to be in a Women's Necessary he shall be instantly dismissed"

Good rules those I tend to be in some agreement with them...

[van ordinaire]

So sexist: no penalty for a woman in the men's! (although 2 would, presumably, be dismissed)

If there are known to be 2 men in a women's AND they are found there, do they get fined & dismissed?

Of course now they'd plead fluidity & claim the right to be in whichever one they felt like that day.

[Gibbo2286]

So sexist: no penalty for a woman in the men's! (although 2 would, presumably, be dismissed)

If there are known to be 2 men in a women's AND they are found there, do they get fined & dismissed?

Of course now they'd plead fluidity & claim the right to be in whichever one they felt like that day.

Is that another name for diarrhoea