courtesy of Paul on the CCC forum

[CitroJim]

Dunt? No. Not one I've heard of. .

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[addo]

The area sales manager is a country member.

[CitroJim]

And are you due to see him next Tuesday?

[addo]

Bingo.

One of our MPs used that line recently on a TV interview, and got caught out.

[Northern_Mike]

Bingo.

One of our MPs used that line recently on a TV interview, and got caught out.

I wish ours would. They're such a boring, uninteresting lot. We've a general election soon. All of them inspire apathy in me, apart from Nigel Farage.

[addo]

Can you vote as someone with right of permanent residency in the UK, or do you have to maintain an address there?

[CitroJim]

That's a tricky one Adam...

Have a look at the Register To Vote website...

That's the official government portal for such things...

[Northern_Mike]

To register to vote you have to be British, or an EU or Commonwealth citizen living in the UK. Services members etc overseas can also vote.

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[addo]

Bugger. I'm out then.

[Northern_Mike]

I shall be voting, despite the lack of reasonable candidates. Can't whinge about anything if I don't, can I?

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[CitroJim]

Me too... I'll be voting. Our polling booth is in the swimming pool so it's easy for me. Vote after my morning swim...

After getting dressed of course... Not sure voting in budgie-smugglers is allowed...

[Stickyfinger]

Not sure voting in budgie-smugglers is allowed...

Works for Putin

[Northern_Mike]

Not sure voting in budgie-smugglers is allowed...

Works for Putin

Only if you send a picture to him.

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[Stickyfinger]

so trustworthy

[Northern_Mike]

A dangerous, corrupt little man, pictured with Putin. Probably the only man that frightens Putin...