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Zelandeth wrote: 04 Feb 2024, 18:40
There was a meeting room on the 11th floor we regularly used and I made a game of racing my co-workers from our 1st floor office to it when they used the lifts. At least half the time I beat them there, and generally wasn't that out of breath after a year or two of doing that every day.
Love that :D Yes indeed, stair racing is a suburb workout and there are organised races up the stairs of tall buildings - finding a suitable venue is not easy as for the big events a wide flight of stairs is needed...

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CitroJim wrote: 05 Feb 2024, 06:40
Yes indeed, stair racing is a suburb workout and there are organised races up the stairs of tall buildings -
Is that a fortuitous typo Jim, cos they do do stair racing in the city as well! :-D
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mickthemaverick wrote: 05 Feb 2024, 10:27
CitroJim wrote: 05 Feb 2024, 06:40
Yes indeed, stair racing is a suburb workout and there are organised races up the stairs of tall buildings -
Is that a fortuitous typo Jim, cos they do do stair racing in the city as well! :-D
:lol: :lol: The danger of relying on a spell checker!
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Aaaand home. Total of 743 miles both ways.
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Can't complain at all about the Partner as a long distance cruiser at all. Especially when I remembered I had an arm rest!

Definitely glad I got the new tyres on though, as the rain for a good 2/3rds of the trip down was torrential.

Be curious to see the fuel economy figure for the return trip, was 44MPG on the way up, which would have been a bit better I think if we'd not had a serious headwind for a large chunk of the trip, it was really pretty rough at a few points.

I'll also be curious to see when I next make a run up there (as I'm planning to visit friends in Aberdeen in the next month or two) if having working cruise actually makes a visible difference to the economy figures.

It's not a stellar figure compared to some of its more modern brethren, but the "mid 40s" figure does seem to be pretty consistent. I'd ideally have liked to see high 40s on a run but I'll take it. I know we do have faults stored relating to the EGR system stored so it's not impossible that's impacting things as well. On the to do list to look into at some point.

There is also a rattle from the nearside rear door I need to investigate which is really obvious from the passenger seat. Funny things you notice as a passenger! Really is a comfy thing as a passenger to waft away the miles on the motorway, and I'm still astonished how quiet it is. Abby drove for the first half of the return trip as I hadn't really woken up yet. First time I've been a passenger on a longer trip in as long as I can remember, slightly strange being a passenger in your own car too.

Convention is officially over now, as I've taken the badge off and added it to the ever-growing bundle.
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Can't believe this is the eleventh of these things I've been to...it really doesn't feel like I've been doing this all that long.

I'll probably do a little bit more of a debrief when I have a few more minutes, as this is the one place that tends to get the full version of the "and distractions" nonsense that I get up to.
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With my 2.0HDi Berlingo, I got on average 43mpg. It dropped dramatically after 65mph, but would give 50+mpg at 60mph.

Once remapped, it would give a consistent 48mpg, apart from a trip up through France when I got 29mpg from it, but that did include miles at north of 110 (on the sat nav!) and a vMax of 119 🫨
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Good to know the figures aren't too outlandish then. Seems a bit low to me, but I have got used to the Caddy - and the main reason that the 1.9SDI remained in production for so ridiculously long (I think the marine derivative still is) was the tiny rate at which they sip fuel. How that thing got north of 50mpg when heavily laden and getting hammered up or down the M6 in full juggernaut mode I've no idea. Given the aerodynamic profile it really didn't seem it should be possible. The HDI knocks it out of the park in terms of refinement and get up and go though it has to be said.

Speaking of numbers, a few random ones from our weekend of madness:

[] Number of light fixtures vibrated out of the ceiling of the main stage room by the sound system: 8.

[] Rashers of bacon consumed per day during breakfast service: 850.

[] Lifts broken during event: 1.

[] Money raised for charity: ~£20K.

Total attendee figure hasn't been published yet, but if it's far short of 1,200 I'll be really surprised.

I actually didn't take a massive number of photos this time round, especially not on my phone. I do have two films, but they're yet to be developed. Most I do are just general snaps, as I quite like capturing moments of what my mind likes to term as us in our natural environment. Like the sort of scene you'd generally see if just looking down from the mezzanine level balcony down into the hotel lobby at any time of the weekend.
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Said mezzanine level also proved useful when i crossed paths (by chance as I'd forgotten it was happening) a gathering of a decent number of suiters with dragon/dragon adjacent themed characters, as there's no way in hell I'd have got them all visible in shot from ground level. I'm off to one side as there was actually a professional photographer involved and I wasn't wanting to get in their way.
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This one I snapped purely because it was one of the very few occasions I've seen the rainbow husky to the right actually staying still long enough to focus on them. That is Snowcone and they are *precisely* as much of an agent of chaos as you would think to look at them.
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Actually belongs to one of the chairmen of the event, who outside this is very much a serious, no-nonsense sort of guy who works in heavy electrical engineering day to day.

When we moved to this venue it was originally a three year contract for 2021-23, which for obvious reasons became 22-24 (thankfully the hotel let us carry it over or that probably would have been the end of the event). As such we knew that behind the scenes work had been going on to negotiate things for the next couple of years. This is the point at which it becomes VERY obvious quite how much of a positive impression we've made on the hotel. The contract for Scotiacon 2025-27 has been signed - with NO increase to the venue costs. We were bracing for a 20-30% increase (especially as the costings for 21-23 were all agreed *well before* COVID arrived), so this was both very welcome and unexpected news. Find me another residential event hosting >1000 people who haven't had their venue put their prices up since 2021.

If I find any photos when the film comes back which I think are worthy of sharing I'll add them at the time, but we'll likely be back to the usual content here aside from passing on the final attendee figure once it's shared. Until ConFuzzled in May anyway. Which I've got a bunch of things to sort out in advance of so I'm sure is going to arrive far quicker than expected.

We had some truly biblical rain through here last night so I was really curious to see how much had found it's way into the cabin of the Trabant. Happily the answer turned out to be "none." Or at least none I can detect. Carpets and underlay all still seem bone dry. Given how badly the thing was leaking when I got it I'll take that.

One area which has really suffered from the long term water ingress is the headlining. Well, such as it is. The "textured vinyl pad stuck to the inside of the roof" would be more accurate. It does a decent enough job of keeping the panel from drumming and dampens echoes in the cabin so what more do you need? Sadly the mould really has gone after it.

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Interesting that there really wasn't much of it on the seats, steering wheel or seatbelts where it usually turns up. Just the roof. I have already given that a scrub down with a couple of cleaning products (including one to kill anything still growing there), but the staining really does seem to be ingrained into the texture printed onto the lining. The ideal approach to this would be to attack it with a bleach solution and a stiff scrubbing brush. However that's kind of difficult with it being glued to the roof, and I don't particularly want a face full of bleach or to find out the hard way which bits of the interior can be bleached of their colour. I very much doubt it will come out in one piece to allow me to deal with it on the ground. One thing I do have which I think may be worth a try is the steam cleaner. At the end of the day, a new headliner is €70 from the usual suspects, so I'll be planning on ordering one along with whatever the next batch of parts is I think. If I do manage to shift the grime in the interim that will just be a bonus.

Grubby headlining or not, the car was out and about again this afternoon, making a Fiesta look big.

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The car came with a selection of random bottles of two stroke oil which I've been working through. Just finished a Car Plan branded one (never knew they sold anything other than really watered down screen wash and even more awful wiper blades) and switched to some Lucas (the American one) branded oil today and had an immediate reminder that two stroke oil is one of those fields where all oils are not created equal. The engine almost immediately ran smoother and is created better power.

I guess given it is actually passes all the way through the engine that there really will be a difference in how it behaves from one formulation to another depending on the different burn characteristics. Just not used to seeing something quite that measurable just using my ears and the butt Dyno. Something which is very obvious is that with this oil the car is far more willing to drive nicely at speeds requiring a light throttle (maintaining 30mph for example), than before. I mean, it's still a two stroke, but definitely a better mannered one.

I did consider doing some reading on "which is the best oil to use?" however know that's likely to be one of those topics where there are going to be a dozen different factions all of whom will defend their preferred brand at all costs...The only advice I know I have seen widely circulated is to steer clear of fully synthetic oils as (just as in many older four stroke cars) they don't play nicely with some of the seals used. So I'm just going to stick with what I know and go for Castrol R as that's what everyone I know who has actual experience with two stroke engines that I personally know has used since the dawn of time and swears by. Fact that you can't beat the smell is just a bonus. The only downside I know of that is that it doesn't do well if sitting around for long periods, but given that this car is in regular use I'm not expecting that to be an issue. To be fair, John's snowmobile regularly got forgotten for a few years at a time, and aside from having to blast the mouse nests out of the fan cowling and air box with the air line, it always just coughed and sneezed back to life after we swore at it loudly enough. Well aside from the one year the pull start rope snapped the first time I gave it a full strength pull and I went sailing backwards straight through the wall of the shed. See also: Moments from my past I wish I had on video as it was absolutely hilarious. Up there with the day I learned the lesson about how high a voltage a starter motor solenoid can generate when you disconnect it from the power supply.
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Great blog Zel :D Enjoyed reading it and delighted you had a great time at the event and the Trabant remained dry in the recent rain. Excellent.

I would not recommend the use of Castrol R in your Trabant. Agreed it's a great two-stroke lubricant and for that reason we used it in our highly-stressed racing kart engines.

However, it was essential to strip and clean the engines after every race to prevent the remnants of R in the engines rapidly gumming-up and causing serious issues.

And these were used on a regular basis. Also, using R in a two-stroke creates very hard carbon. I've dealt with engines that have sat too long after running on R and had the joy of de-coking kart exhausts using oxy-acetylene so I speak from hard experience.
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While your Trabant is small enough to make a parking space look huge (and so is the Invacar), Mercedes drivers seem to believe their vehicles are somewhat larger, needing more spaces.
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I have to agree with Jim there about the gumming up qualities of Castrol R. As a lover of the smell which always transports me to Silverstone in the 70s I put some R in the outboard on my day boat. Big mistake, the next time I went to use it, maybe 4 or 5 days later it simply wouldn't start. I ended up having to strip it, clean and degum it in the ports and the carb and rebuild it before it would run again. After that I used Comma mineral 2 stroke and never had another problem, didn't smell so nice though! :-D
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Castrol 2T or TT was always my choice in the 2-stroke bikes I ran back in the 80s... Also good in my 2-stroke Flymo and chainsaw :)

Whilst 2T smells very pleasant, it doesn't have that magical aroma of R :)

There was once a craze, not so long ago, for running mopeds and scooters on R - I bet they all regretted it when they had to have the consequences resolved...
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It's actually a bottle of Castrol 2T that's just been started. I was sure it was a Lucas one, but the bottle in the boot says otherwise. That's what I get for trying to do things while I'm tired!

The Trabant today decided that it would be fun to eject the left hand windscreen wiper arm into the scenery. Thankfully in such a location that I was able to retrieve it. Also thankfully, the fact that the screen is Rain-X treated meant that not having a wiper for the remainder of the drive home was more of an annoyance than an actual problem.

The issue is basically that the outer part of the spindle has corroded quite significantly to the point that it has probably lost a good 1/4 of its diameter. The arms are held onto the spindles on the Trabant using a U shaped clamp which is tightened down by a grub screw that runs through the base of the wiper arm. The problem I've been having is that said grub screw bottomed out before it was really holding the arm tightly onto the spindle. It would stay firmly attached just long enough to lull you into a false sense of security before coming loose again.

My solution in the short term has been to replace the grub screw with one that's a bit longer (it is SO nice working on something this old where all the fasteners are just normal metric threads). This has definitely helped as you can actually feel the clamp biting onto the spindle now, but realistically I do need to replace that spindle. I do have a spare, I just need to find time to do it. Of course the driver's side one is the difficult to get to one as the speedometer and steering column is in the way. Passenger side is completely accessible just by reaching under the dash.

A protective mat has now been deployed to protect the carpet on the driver's side. Courtesy of Lidl. Which is where I dived into to see if I could find a screwdriver to allow me to reattach the wiper arm when it flew off - They didn't have any decent sized screwdrivers, but I did find doormats which look idea for cutting to shape for oddly shaped footwells like this.

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We'll see how durable it is, but for less than £5 I'm not going to lose sleep over it if it needs replacing after a few months.
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CitroJim wrote: 08 Feb 2024, 06:38 I would not recommend the use of Castrol R in your Trabant. Agreed it's a great two-stroke lubricant and for that reason we used it in our highly-stressed racing kart engines.
I'm with you on that one Jim, I was told not to use it 30-odd years ago in my 2-smoke motorbikes. The only 2T I used in them was whatever was available at the petrol station when I needed some.
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Glad to report that today contained no escaping windscreen wipers. It did contain a slightly frustrated me when an idiot in an Audi Q7 tailgated me for a few minutes, then forced a dangerous overtake nearly ending up embedded in the front of an X5 bus - then proceeded to continue for the next 15 minutes a good 20mph slower than I had been driving. This is the A421 I'm talking about, and she was oscillating between about 30 and 45mph. Slow enough I kept having to change down to 3rd gear as she was going that slow. Why are people like that? Especially Audi drivers.

Case in point...24 hours earlier, had to move my car to let my housemate shuffle out of the driveway to get to an emergency work meeting because some idiot had abandoned their car here.
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[] German brand: Check.
[] M/S/R etc badges: Check.
[] White/black/grey: Check.
[] Bald tyres: Check.

Only things missing for a full house were those stupid "4D" number plates and blacked out windows.

Last time I politely asked someone to move back a few feet so I could get into the driveway they stomped up to me, spat in my face and threatened to have "their mates butcher our dogs when we were sleeping." They were driving a grey BMW 1 Series. Just ain't worth trying to do anything about.

Two concrete requirements for the new place will be *properly* off street parking and being plenty far enough from a school that we don't need to worry about this sort of nonsense happening multiple times every week.
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I know I'm flogging a stereotype here, but I've watched innumerable UK dashcam clip compilations on Youtube and a ridiculous majority of them feature German manufactured cars of the usual suspects being the aggravating factor. Four wheel drives - normally Range Rovers - being driven in towns and, for some reason, Ford Focuses (Focii ?) also regularly feature.