Pickled Egg Jukebox-Your Selections

[Stickyfinger]

Fecking good job mate....well done

[myglaren]

Great job Neil!

[NewcastleFalcon]

Oh Dear. The Landlord of the Pickled Egg received this through the post today...

Dear Pickled Egg Landlord

General Election Purdah Directive-Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:29 am

"Between now and well beyond the UK General Election is it hereby requested that no political discussions are entered into in your Drinking Establishment.

Such discussions, should they appear, are likely to result in the boys being sent round...

By Order of

Da Management

Sent the landlord into a bit of a panic. 7 guest Beers with possibly more to follow, had been put on the handpulls as a bit of a liquid opinion poll. Just the type of thing to get the Pickled Egg a bit of national publicity over the next few weeks. So as a token of respect the clips of the handpulls have been amended.

And as a back up plan, more cordials, and fruit based soft drinks have been ordered.



Regards Neil

[Stickyfinger]

[CitroJim]

Ah, so we're not the only ones subject to a purdah then

[myglaren]

Jackie Evancho, 15 years old today so sneaking this in in her honour!

Think Of Me (Phantom Of The Opera) 14½!


Nessun Dorma, BGT. 11 years old!


Only Time, live outdoors, Venice Beach Florida.
Yara and David Shoemaker wedding.
12 years old.


Angel on QVC UK


Elvis wishes Jackie a happy 13th


Love it where she says "My cheeks are hurting with smiling so much"

[NewcastleFalcon]

The Pickled Egg is arguably Britains best virtual pub, with the best virtual juke box, best virtual jokes and best virtual pub games.

It can now offer an infinite number of the best virtual drinks, beers, ales, lagers, spirits, liquers, interesting non-alcoholic drinks, tea, coffee, and bovril

I have to tell you though that the long arm of the law has been in to the Pickled Egg, and fired a shot across our Landlord's bows, but I feel there is nothing more British than the double-entendre, and I have a feeling the Pickled Egg customer does like a double-entendre when coming into the Pickled Egg for a drink.



The Pickled Egg is definitely one bar which you can walk into and ask our bar staff for a double-entendre and be certain to be given one!

regards Neil

Nice polite definition- "A double entendre is an ambiguity with one interpretation that is indelicate."

[NewcastleFalcon]

Well summer is here, beer festivals and al fresco drinking in the "beer garden" are the order of the day at the Pickled Egg.

Always at the cutting edge of new developments here is the Landlord's lastest investment should a drop of rain threaten to interrupt the festivities.

Yes, its the inflatable "Pickled Egg"



regards Neil

[NewcastleFalcon]

You would expect the inflatable pub to have an inflatable fireplace with an inflatable fish in an inflatable cabinet above it



regards Neil

[CitroJim]

I love that

[Stickyfinger]

Is that you thinking "Temp outside Garage" Jim, I'm sure next door wouldn't mind as it looks better than a Gazebo

[Xantidote]

I like the Fire Exit

[CitroJim]

Is that you thinking "Temp outside Garage" Jim, I'm sure next door wouldn't mind as it looks better than a Gazebo

Good thinking Alasdair!!!

[NewcastleFalcon]

Is that you thinking "Temp outside Garage" Jim, I'm sure next door wouldn't mind as it looks better than a Gazebo

Good thinking Alasdair!!!

....Maybe best to order a couple of these if doing a bit of welding or angle grinding though



regards Neil

[CitroJim]

They look serious devices... What are they apart from being comedy fore extinguishers? What's their purpose?