Elmas Xantia V6 and Musical Stuff

[CitroJim]

James, good to hear things look better today I understand entirely for reasons I'm sure you can understand...

Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks... I will drag out out for a meal - at a suitable place that can serve healthy vegan or vegetarian food!

Any recommendations for such a place? You can help me celebrate my birthday

[elma]

No dragging required Jim, that will be the highlight of the month. I don't know anything about the restraunts round here. I am due a new bar of soap so I'll ask the girls in the hippy shop for some recommendations.

[elma]

Up to you James...the offer is there if you can/need.

Having lulled that over once I fix the oil leak please can we do that. I have a scarily long jobs list and 2 extra pairs of hands that both know the V6 better than mine would help so much.

I'd enjoy a day with you two loads anyway even if all we did was talk to Chickens.

[Hell Razor5543]

Up to you James...the offer is there if you can/need.

Having lulled that over once I fix the oil leak please can we do that. I have a scarily long jobs list and 2 extra pairs of hands that both know the V6 better than mine would help so much.

I'd enjoy a day with you two loads anyway even if all we did was talk to Chickens.

With those chickens you will almost certainly get interesting conversations!

[CitroJim]

No dragging required Jim, that will be the highlight of the month. I don't know anything about the restraunts round here. I am due a new bar of soap so I'll ask the girls in the hippy shop for some recommendations.

Excellent James Looking forward to it... A lot!

Up to you James...the offer is there if you can/need.

Having lulled that over once I fix the oil leak please can we do that. I have a scarily long jobs list and 2 extra pairs of hands that both know the V6 better than mine would help so much.

I'd enjoy a day with you two loads anyway even if all we did was talk to Chickens.

Double excellent

It'll be a cracking day

or, if you talk to the chickens, a cackling day!

[elma]

Excellent James Looking forward to it... A lot!

It'll be a cracking day

or, if you talk to the chickens, a cackling day!

As am I.

Hopefully not a clucking day.

[Stickyfinger]

they are clever, they may even roast you on the subject of Corn vrs Layers Pellets

[elma]

Probably deserve it, I've roasted a few chickens over the years.

[Stickyfinger]

susssh.....they have my internet log-on password...................reminds me, I must tell them duck-on-duck p**n is inappropriate !

[CitroJim]

I nominate you as chef Alasdair I think you know why

[Hell Razor5543]

I nominate you as chef Alasdair I think you know why

So long as you are the baker, Jim, I think Alasdair will go with that.

[CitroJim]

I nominate you as chef Alasdair I think you know why

So long as you are the baker, Jim, I think Alasdair will go with that.

Very happy to be baker I will bring bread and cakes... The cake may be fat-free but very delicious all the same...

Just about to bake a vegan banana cake...

[myglaren]

Where do you get vegan bananas?

[CitroJim]

Where do you get vegan bananas?

From a vegan gorilla

Just waiting for it to cool and then I'm going to give it a taste test...

[Hell Razor5543]

Where do you get vegan bananas?

From a vegan gorilla

Just waiting for it to cool and then I'm going to give it a taste test...

You know how to make toast when you are in the jungle? Just shove a couple of slices under a gorilla!
What should you do when you are in the jungle and find a gorilla sleeping in your camp bed? Sleep somewhere else.
What shou... "THWACK!" It is ok, people, I have shut him up for you. Your friendly neighbourhood gorilla.