Mike's C5 110HDi

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Re: Mike's C5 110HDi

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CitroJim wrote:
northern_mike wrote:When it returns I'll investigate the air con and if we have success, fix that and remap it.
Remap the aircon Mike?

That's a new one on me...

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I can see you're not a qualified air con technician!

You really shouldn't question Mike's words like that, we wouldn't want him offended now would we.
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CitroJim wrote:
northern_mike wrote:When it returns I'll investigate the air con and if we have success, fix that and remap it.
Remap the aircon Mike?

That's a new one on me...

:?
isnt this for a different climate/place on the map/planet/globe, say if you want to use the car in the Antarctic or the likes
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Well if he goes to the Antarctic with it he will need a new map so does that count as a remap??????
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Chris570 wrote:
CitroJim wrote:
northern_mike wrote:When it returns I'll investigate the air con and if we have success, fix that and remap it.
Remap the aircon Mike?

That's a new one on me...

:?
I can see you're not a qualified air con technician!

You really shouldn't question Mike's words like that, we wouldn't want him offended now would we.
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daviemck2006 wrote:Well if he goes to the Antarctic with it he will need a new map so does that count as a remap??????
Surely I just need to head south?
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northern_mike wrote:
daviemck2006 wrote:Well if he goes to the Antarctic with it he will need a new map so does that count as a remap??????
Surely I just need to head south?
Until the only way to go is north!
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Would that be magnetic south or true south?
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daviemck2006 wrote:Would that be magnetic south or true south?
You forgot the other two, the Geomagnetic pole and the South pole of Inaccessibility! The normal two are the Geographic and the Magnetic south poles.

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Was just wondering, if there are all that poles, is there pole dancing?

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Mike, I do apologise for derailing your blog :oops:
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daviemck2006 wrote:Was just wondering, if there are all that poles, is there pole dancing?
I have a friend who's surname is Janulek. She's actually the facilities manager where I used to work, but she's from Krakow and dances very well..
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Hell Razor5543 wrote:
daviemck2006 wrote:Would that be magnetic south or true south?
You forgot the other two, the Geomagnetic pole and the South pole of Inaccessibility! The normal two are the Geographic and the Magnetic south poles.

http://thinkglobalschool.org/do-you-kno ... there-are/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
As they are more inhospitable than East Lancashire, I'm unlikely to venture to any of them.
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CitroJim wrote:Mike, I do apologise for derailing your blog :oops:
I SHOULD THINK SO TOO!! How dare you mention anything other than my C5 on here. Have you no morals man? It's a disgrace I tell you, a disgrace.

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How do you get rid of a foreign plumber? Polish remover!
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northern_mike wrote:
CitroJim wrote:Mike, I do apologise for derailing your blog :oops:
I SHOULD THINK SO TOO!! How dare you mention anything other than my C5 on here. Have you no morals man? It's a disgrace I tell you, a disgrace.
I know, I know :oops: In view of the gravity of this offence I've decided to ban myself from the forum....
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