Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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Is this going to be another activa to save others on the road then?

If so can I place my vulture order please?!? :)
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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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KP wrote:
If so can I place my vulture order please?!? :)
Will :evil: [-X Show some respect, she’s not dead yet! :wink: :)
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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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"I'm not dead!"

"What ?"

"Nothing, here's your nine pence"

"I'm not dead!"

"'ere, he says he's not dead!"

"Yes he is"

"I'm not!"

"He isn't!"

"Well he will be soon, he's very ill"

"I'm getting better!"

"No you're not you'll be stone dead in a minute"

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

"Oh don't be such a baby"

"I think I'll go for a walk"

"You're not fooling anyone you know"

:lol:
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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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Mandrake wrote:"I'm not dead!"

"What ?"

"Nothing, here's your nine pence"

"I'm not dead!"

"'ere, he says he's not dead!"

"Yes he is"

"I'm not!"

"He isn't!"

"Well he will be soon, he's very ill"

"I'm getting better!"

"No you're not you'll be stone dead in a minute"

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

"Oh don't be such a baby"

"I think I'll go for a walk"

"You're not fooling anyone you know"

:lol:
Excellent :-D Absolutely perfect for the occasion Simon.. 8-)

An extract from Monty Python and the Holy Grail if anyone was wondering and if you've not seen the film, watch it. Vintage Python at its very best...
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Not that I have ever traipsed the local streets after the last revellers have gone to bed, shouting "Bring out yer dead!"... :roll:
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addo wrote:Not that I have ever traipsed the local streets after the last revellers have gone to bed, shouting "Bring out yer dead!"... :roll:
I have, many times... :-D

Back in my youth The Holy Grail was a cult amongst my circle of friends and still is..

Quotations are still said in appropriate situations. For instance, on a request to look at a section of the Haynes BoL...

'Brother Maynard, bring forth the book of armaments...'

Followed by a reverend reading of said BoL in the style of the original sketch...

''Armaments Chapter 1, Verse 18. And the Lord did speak saying let the LHM level on high be between the two orange circles; no more, no less... Amen...'

In fact were that bit comes from is one of my favourite bits of the film... The killer rabbit sketch... Pure magic.

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The split convoluted sheathing is cheap as chips.
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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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Mike, it's looking good :-D
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Re: Activa no2 - SHE'S SLOWLY DYING !!!

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Can you not make one good one out of the two you have??
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