Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

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Northern_Mike wrote: Much preferable to a works Christmas lunch. Then again, there's not a lot that isn't.
True.. Even Windows 8 is preferable...

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CitroJim wrote:
Northern_Mike wrote: Much preferable to a works Christmas lunch. Then again, there's not a lot that isn't.
True.. Even Windows 8 is preferable...
My team are going out for a curry next Wednesday night.

Note the missing "and I".

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Northern_Mike wrote:
addo wrote:Xanax. With the caveat passed to me "...not so much you turn into a drooling mess".
Can't get it here on prescription any more though I do have a box of Buprenorphine and a box of Clonazepam in the cupboard.

Ex Army friend of mine has Xanax for PTSD, I have had one in the past :-)

Much preferable to a works Christmas lunch. Then again, there's not a lot that isn't.
Xanax is the one they used to give to teenagers suffering from depression isn't it? Turns out, especially in teenagers, it can cause depression and worse suicidal thoughts.
At least when I was on Prozac (or should that have been Proxac?) the only side effects I had was loss of appetite (unfortunately I got it back), a "screw you, you're not getting me down" attitude to my managers and the Evil HR Director (seriously, he looked like Catbert) who were trying to push me out of the company, and a colleague worked out how to set me off into fits of laughter. With me coming out fighting as it were in meetings, rattling off the law to them that they were breaking, they eventually backed off and 6 months later I got a 3 month payoff :)

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

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I think that this one might make some people chuckle;


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I like it James... :)

Another in similar vein.. Old now but it still gives me a chuckle...


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Reminds me of this one


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That's brilliant Xac :rofl2:

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And just for good measure as the day draws near: Bah bloody humbug.

No other reason. :)

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addo wrote: No other reason. :)
Who needs a reason Adam?

Happy Bah Humbug to all our readers...

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Yes, bah bloody humbug to all!

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I'm up to a present count of two. Confectionery and insulation tape. :)

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addo wrote:I'm up to a present count of two. Confectionery and insulation tape. :)
Tea cups, a book and a Garmin Nüvi :)

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I've got two presents. I know one is a cookery book...

Presently I have a batch of mince pies in the oven and just made a batch of home-made vanilla custard to go with them..

Tomorrow I cook a duck... With oranges...

I'm in the spirit a bit... Just enjoyed the Nine Lessons and Carols on Radio 4...

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CitroJim wrote:I'm in the spirit a bit
This is the problem with allowing the cook to add wine to the cooking - most of the wine ends up in the cook :lol: :lol: (and as the cook myself, long may it continue :) )

Enjoy the Duck a l'orange, Jim. I'll be having mine later in the week :)

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CitroJim wrote: I'm in the spirit a bit... Just enjoyed the Nine Lessons and Carols on Radio 4...
I am, but only because I am working 12 hour shifts tomorrow and boxing day, then 12 hour nights for the next 3 nights after that.

That means double time for 3 days, and 3 days in lieu, so I'll get to take my holidays when it's not windy and rainy, and the money can be used to go somewhere :-) Perfect.