Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by daviemck2006 » 06 Oct 2015, 22:08

I get seriously told off by Kerri now if I swear in front of the bairn. And I don't really swear much. I hope she tells off her mother, every second word was a swear word when we were married all those years ago, and it was her that taught my kids to swear. My middle daughter takes after her mother that way, I would never sworn in front of my parents the way she does. My dad would have belted me one! Changed days now I suppose.

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Post by daviemck2006 » 06 Oct 2015, 22:10

addo wrote:You mean they'll need to learn how to swear like a Scot?
So its now bah f***ing humbug [emoji12] [emoji23]
ps one of my rare use of swearing

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Post by CitroJim » 07 Oct 2015, 04:01

Northerner wrote:Thats early Jim ... my missus does it three weeks before. Tastes luvverly ...
The longer they mature the better Mike :wink:

I shall also be making my own mincemeat (for the pies) this year, making a Stollen and thinking already what to cook for Christmas day..

Also, going to make a proper Christmas pud...

Nowadays, Christmas is all about the cooking and baking for me and I love it for that.. The rest of it is definitely bah humbug :twisted:

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Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by addo » 07 Oct 2015, 07:44

What about making Christmas puds crossed with Christmas crackers? I mean, use the little detonating pull strips "glued" with a dab of icing into small cylindrical puddings, and a cuff of garish wrapping paper at either end?

That way, you get to share the joys of bakery and everyone who's into Christmas can pull their puds...

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addo wrote: That way, you get to share the joys of bakery and everyone who's into Christmas can pull their puds...
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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by NewcastleFalcon » 22 Dec 2016, 01:01

Can't be right. This little seasonal thread hasn't had a single ost since October 2015?

Consider this Bah Humbuggers.

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Got to be exciting getting on of those for Christmas!

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Post by CitroJim » 22 Dec 2016, 05:37

I can't post in this thread this year Neil as I'm not Bah Humbug at all for once. In fact this year I'm just the opposite :D

The drugs DO work ;)

Or, the recreational ones I take every day seem to....

And they're 100% legal....

To tell you the truth, I'm not sure what's happened to me to put me in such a Christmassy mood... It's quite shocked all my friends and family too...

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by daviemck2006 » 22 Dec 2016, 15:36

Even though my profile pic on Facebook is ImageI am a bah humbug. I have been since 2001 and it's for very personal reasons which will never go away or get forgotten. I may come back to life about Easter when the days start getting longer. It's getting dull here already at 2.30 after a dry sunny day. I should really consider moving south for a few months of the year. Tenerife would do fine!

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Post by CitroJim » 22 Dec 2016, 15:37

Davie, Should I put a picture of my current Facebook profile picture on here do you think?

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by CitroJim » 22 Dec 2016, 18:21

This [was] my Facebook profile Picture just before Christmas...

[Removed as now past 12th Night]

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by xantiamanic » 22 Dec 2016, 21:42

Aargghhh! That man scares me mummy [emoji33]. Apparently i said that after my first visit to SC. Brings back a lot of memories, mostly bad, Santa Jim [emoji22]. Please make him go away mummy.

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Post by CitroJim » 23 Dec 2016, 06:18

xantiamanic wrote: Santa Jim [emoji22]. Please make him go away mummy.
He's gone already.. The Santa suit is all packed away ready for next time; it's done it's job in helping to raise a lot of money for our local hospice :D

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by Hell Razor5543 » 31 Dec 2016, 19:56

Happy New Year to all on the Forum. May the best of the Old Year be the worst of the New Year.

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Post by bobins » 31 Dec 2016, 20:23

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Re: Bah humbug! A retreat for those lacking in Xmas spirit

Post by hirsty » 31 Dec 2016, 20:30

Brilliant. Sums up the current pc brigade to a tee.

:rofl2: :rofl2:

hirsty

p.s. Happy New Year to all.