Well that was a fail from me,on the ball joint..yup,just the first one!..quite vexed with myself
Wifey could see I was getting angry with it, to the point where you start breaking things in desperation attempts..so she phoned..
...a garage
oh my lord, not had to resort to a garage job since the mundano went for a cambelt/w/pump and summat else, the day before our jollies! and that was ten years ago.
She keeps trying to big me up by offsetting my failure..aawww!
It actually looks like a logical solution..don’t make me feel any better at failing though…Here:
My usual mot guy charges £50,just for the mot.I’ve usually gone through the jobs myself, so there’s nowt much to do for him, but he always pulls me on some new wipers lol,anyway,cheap,he is,but thorough.
This backstreet garage says, " I'll do your BJ's for £50 (both), and £25 for the mot..." So £75.
So if my usual mot bloke had the car, that’s £50 for the mot straight away, then BJ’s on top… hmmm.
So then she says,(because I was a bit miffed that I might have had a better chance with the proper sealey tool Malcolm posted,), well that’s another, what, tenner off this backstreet bill, as they’ll have one? Well, yeah! So that’s £65!
And, as you didn’t have the tool, (yes, I know it sounds like a bad workman blaming etc,but), Ok, I don’t have the tool, I thought…but the BJ is real close to the brake disk, don’t want to go crazy with the stillsons /big bar etc..if it all goes bang ,summat’s gonna break,mainly the disks..
..Ok, I’ll whip the calliper + disk off…get a bit of room to maybe nack the old BJ, grind a flat off, stillson/big spanner it off…
Nope,,the 2 calliper bolts aren’t your normal…bolt things..ie, with heads on..oh no no no..French round types,why?!! with a large torx..which I don’t have.. So I’m hardly wanting to start hammering and chiselling ½” from the brake disk am I.. Lookee!
“So you’ve saved more £..on a big torx?” Well, yeah.
“so that’s what, £60? Then you need locktite etc,needs torqueing up to Schwarznegger air tight tool massiveness,grief etc? It’s started pi$$ing it down,the BJ looks as old as methuselah blah blah blah..So if it were our usual mot bloke…that’s a tenner for this backstreet garage to do both BJ’s
and put a mot on?…”
OKAY OKAY, SOLD! Haha.
Still wish I’d done it meself tho

1999 Xantia LX 2.0 HDI 110 Rusteration project...