OK time for an update!
Mégane well and truly written off, reasonable settlement figure agreed, cheque in post, damage caused by vandalism in the process of being repaired. All good! And thanks to Robert Smart for this link, I may be taking a trip down to Dublin this week to view this
rather dirty Renault Vel Satis.
In other news, the Avantime is FINALLY home. What a car this is, I'm over the moon with it. It had a mighty time at the mechanics:
Rear wheel bearing
Track rod ends
Rear axle bushes
Inner steering arms
MASSIVE oil leak cured
Headlight washers fixed
Tinted windows restored to standard
Parking brake imbalance cured
It's honestly like driving a new car. So nice to finally appreciate it without the wheel bearing hum and vague steering feel. A lovely day here today so I treated the leather to a feed
Oh by the way, if you fancy really pissing someone off, ask them to clean the glass in the Avantime. Never. Again.

French is best.