I miss The Donk

KP · Unread post by KP » 25 Oct 2010, 13:07

Thought that might bring a tear to someones eye

Xaccers · Unread post by **Xaccers** » 25 Oct 2010, 13:53

KP wrote:They may have leather jim but they also have about 1/2 tonne of fat layers as well which keeps in shed loads of heat. and think how much heat they produce digesting food 4 times and then farting it out....

Sounds like leather might just work for me then....

I do actually have a long leather coat, problem is it makes me look like Herr Flick (after he's let himself go a bit)

lexi · Unread post by **lexi** » 25 Oct 2010, 14:02

We started off with Donks............. then Cows?

Unread post by **myglaren** » 25 Oct 2010, 15:21

lexi wrote:
Have you ever seen a cow shivering?
They don't shiver when my wife cooks em...........she kills them twice

I nearly killed myself twice on Saturday, cooking cows.
Was making Boeuf Bourguignon*, put the top oven on to warm while preparing the bits, lit the gas for the frying pan and the explosion was astounding

The top oven doesn't autolight and the accumulated gas blew the door open, washed me nicely with a huge gout of flame that fortunately left my eyebrows intact as I was wearing glasses.

*French, see

A real Frank Spencer moment.

The Boeuf Bourguignon turned out well though

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 25 Oct 2010, 18:12

myglaren wrote: I nearly killed myself twice on Saturday, cooking cows.

Ahh, so that's why they always go on about red meat being bad for your health...

It all makes sense now

lexi wrote:We started off with Donks............. then Cows?

It's known as thread slippage Lexi. This forum, as you know, is famous for it and personally I love to see just how far off-topic a thread can roam. May it roam far and wide

This one has started well.. Where will it end I wonder?

Xac wrote:I do actually have a long leather coat, problem is it makes me look like Herr Flick (after he's let himself go a bit)

Now don't go calling Danielle Helga will you....

red_dwarfers · Unread post by **red_dwarfers** » 25 Oct 2010, 18:35

addo wrote:(Chorus) "We're all individuals"

Just like everyone else

I read the other day about us public sector geezas having 750,000 jobs cut. I thought

Not again, I've already bared the brunt of the previous 700,000 cut and I was only saved by the skin of my teeth by having my hours cut. Turns out they were talking about the same cuts, phew!!
Talk about twisting the truth, got me quite tense

I think a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses would suit you Xac! Make sure the jacket has those frilly bits on the arms, its proper cool

Xaccers · Unread post by **Xaccers** » 25 Oct 2010, 19:55

CitroJim wrote:Now don't go calling Danielle Helga will you....

Well, she has been mistaken for being German before

red_dwarfers wrote: I think a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses would suit you Xac! Make sure the jacket has those frilly bits on the arms, its proper cool

Tassels Kev, not "frilly bits" and yes, when I was a long haired biker, I had such a jacket.

red_dwarfers · Unread post by **red_dwarfers** » 25 Oct 2010, 21:37

Xac wrote: Well, she has been mistaken for being German before

red_dwarfers wrote: I think a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses would suit you Xac! Make sure the jacket has those frilly bits on the arms, its proper cool
Tassels Kev, not "frilly bits" and yes, when I was a long haired biker, I had such a jacket.

Tassels thats it. I have tassels on my very retro leather jacket