HGF...

[Xaccers]

Yes Xantia2.0's posts are somewhat suspicious and definitely troll like, however I think people have made their point.
Here at FCF (Fewer Cantankerous Farts) we're more tollerant, although as most of us are decent honest folks, we expect the same from others, and frankly, I don't think Xantia2.0 has been honest.

So I'm going to lock this thread.
Xantia2.0, if you need advice about something that has gone wrong with your car then please do ask, but no more about 25000 miles in 12 weeks with a gammy knee when you've said you won't be driving much.
If you want to tell people about your life, as I've suggested before, start a thread in the blog section, it's what it's for.