Joke I found funny...

[Hell Razor5543]

I have learned not to over indulge. I had 9 yoghurts recently. I was totally Mullered the following morning.

[CitroJim]

James, that's terrible!!!

[Stickyfinger]

A man walks in to a Bar
Say to the barman....ouch !

[myglaren]

Or the guy who walked into a fancy dress party with a girl on his back

Host asked him what he's supposed to be - a snail says he!

But what about the girl on your back?

Oh - that's Michelle ...

[Stickyfinger]

Guy walks into a Fancy Dress party with a condom on his face
Fu@@ nose what he came as


Scotsman goes to a fancy dress party totally naked except for a shoe over this privates
He was just f@@ing a-booot

[Hell Razor5543]

A snail is making its' way along a very narrow path, when a slug comes up behind him. Eventually, when the path opens out, the slug barrels past, muttering something about "Bl00dy caravaners!".

A young slug and a young snail meet up for the first time. The snail says "What happened to you?". The slug replied "I came from a broken home".

An English man, Scots man and Irish man walk into a bar. The landlord looks up and says "Is this a joke?".

I'll get my coat.

[ACTIVE8]

Check out the address shown in the link below, the house is up for sale, and then view the video for other places/roads with "different" names.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/home- ... 46321.html

[CitroJim]

Check out the address shown in the link below, the house is up for sale,

That is so funny!!!

[MikeT]

Corny but....

During a particularly cold spell last winter, a friend's wife texted him for help "Windows frozen, won't open"
I suggested pouring warm water over it and tapping the edges with a hammer while trying to open it.
Not only do him and his wife no longer speak to me, they keep writing demands I buy them a new computer.


Another friend borrowed several thousand pounds from me last year for cosmetic surgery
I haven't seen him since.

[Hell Razor5543]

Always borrow money from a pessimistic friend. He never expects it back.

[Hell Razor5543]

Have you heard the latest conspiracy theory? It turns out that there are no conspiracy theories, but the conspiracy theorists are trying to cover this conspiracy theory up!

[CitroJim]

I like it James!

[Hell Razor5543]

Apparently VW is having to recall some of the Beetle range. It turns out that there may be an issue with the trip computer, if the button is pressed too quickly;

[Deanxm]

[Hell Razor5543]

Did you hear about the woman who was made pregnant by the God of Procrastination? That was 5 years ago, and she is STILL pregnant!