Joke I found funny...
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Love it. Needs just a touch of lateral thought does that one...
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A bit like "Two parrots, sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says 'Can you smell fish?'"
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That's a cracker James...Hell Razor5543 wrote:A bit like "Two parrots, sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says 'Can you smell fish?'"
Just like the answer to the question of what goes around the bottom of a lake at 100mph?
A motorpike and sidecarp....
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I have no wish to offend anybody but I did find these funny......
Duz tha spake Yorkshire ?
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called 'E by gum'.
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
"Is it a tom?"
"Nay, I've browt it wi' me."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller.
"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
"Do ya want it 18 carat?"
"Naw, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"
A bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell ar*e cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"
Duz tha spake Yorkshire ?
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called 'E by gum'.
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
"Is it a tom?"
"Nay, I've browt it wi' me."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller.
"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
"Do ya want it 18 carat?"
"Naw, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"
A bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell ar*e cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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no JimCitroJim wrote:Love it. Needs just a touch of lateral thought does that one...
just need to think outside the tank whoooops i mean box
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So did ITrainman wrote:I have no wish to offend anybody but I did find these funny......

Good way of getting your head blown off Malcolmcitronut wrote:no JimCitroJim wrote:Love it. Needs just a touch of lateral thought does that one...
just need to think outside the tank whoooops i mean box

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Steve, thanks 

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I posted that and the Northern Calypso some time ago
I miss Hale and Pace
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Brilliant Xac... I doubt it'd be allowed today... Race relations and all that...Xac wrote:I posted that and the Northern Calypso some time ago
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that wasnt funny Steve so much i couldnt stopmyglaren wrote:







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"Formed in 1977 in Coventry, England, they are an English 2 Tone ska revival band whose music combines a steady rock beat with punk attitude. Jerry Dammers and his bandmates achieved fame and notoriety with classics like 'Ghost Town' and 'Too Much Too Young".
"Well, that's true", I said to the waiter. "But it's not what I meant when I asked you to tell me about the specials".
"Well, that's true", I said to the waiter. "But it's not what I meant when I asked you to tell me about the specials".
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Why is it that in the movies when a guy puts his hands over a women's mouths and say's "Come with me if you want to live!" He is always the hero but when I try it all I get is smacked in the balls and charges pressed?
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On a first date recently, she asked me if I had a nickname:
"The lads in my football team call me the man with the golden boot" I said.
"Wow, are you really good then?" she smiled.
"Nah" I said, "it's because when I run it looks like one of my feet weighs a lot more than the other."
"The lads in my football team call me the man with the golden boot" I said.
"Wow, are you really good then?" she smiled.
"Nah" I said, "it's because when I run it looks like one of my feet weighs a lot more than the other."