Joke I found funny...
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That does not work with stuffed-crust ones....which is no joke !
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Re: Joke I found funny...
I couldn't find a meme of similar for stuffed crust....Stickyfinger wrote: ↑21 Nov 2024, 21:47 That does not work with stuffed-crust ones....which is no joke !
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I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age
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Did it turn&nip down a sides street to get to you ?mickthemaverick wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 19:16 I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age
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No he came down from the police station on the beat route ! The driver was from StockholmStickyfinger wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 20:27Did it turn&nip down a sides street to get to you ?mickthemaverick wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 19:16 I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age
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This should be renamed, Dad Jokes that aren't funny.
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They are only funny to those wise enough to see the funny side. Never forget the King's New Clothes!!
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How about a cleaned up somewhat dirty joke? In the garage workshop they were common.
Charlie couldn't keep a lady friend because one glimpse of his huge wotsit frightened them off, then he met a 'lady of the night' who bragged about the guys she'd had, "I've serviced the biggest men from London Liverpool Manchester and 'Yawk!'
Charlie couldn't keep a lady friend because one glimpse of his huge wotsit frightened them off, then he met a 'lady of the night' who bragged about the guys she'd had, "I've serviced the biggest men from London Liverpool Manchester and 'Yawk!'
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"How many French eggs do you need?"
"Go ahead."
"One egg is un oeuf".
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Went out for breakfast today....I opted for the Full Greg Wallace
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