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That does not work with stuffed-crust ones....which is no joke !
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Stickyfinger wrote: ↑21 Nov 2024, 21:47 That does not work with stuffed-crust ones....which is no joke !
I couldn't find a meme of similar for stuffed crust....
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I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age :-D
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mickthemaverick wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 19:16 I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age :-D
Did it turn&nip down a sides street to get to you ?
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Stickyfinger wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 20:27
mickthemaverick wrote: ↑30 Nov 2024, 19:16 I called a Taxi yesterday and an Austin A35 turned up, I couldn't believe the cab age :-D
Did it turn&nip down a sides street to get to you ?
No he came down from the police station on the beat route ! The driver was from Stockholm :sulk:
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This should be renamed, Dad Jokes that aren't funny.
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They are only funny to those wise enough to see the funny side. Never forget the King's New Clothes!! :-D
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How about a cleaned up somewhat dirty joke? In the garage workshop they were common. :wink:
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"How many French eggs do you need?"

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Went out for breakfast today....I opted for the Full Greg Wallace
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I like it, I’ll be first on the phone.😁
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