Joke I found funny...

[myglaren]

[Steve Walsh]

[Steve Walsh]

[Steve Walsh]

[Steve Walsh]

[myglaren]

[GiveMeABreak]

Totally cracked me up:

[myglaren]

Can't remember who did it but I recall listening to that on the radio in about 1959.
A variation on it anyway.
It is on YouTube, saw it a couple of years ago.

[myglaren]

Found it.

[mickthemaverick]

I remeber that well Steve, one of my favourites on the Saturday morning Light programme children's request show. It was also used as a case study in one of my OU courses as a light hearted way to introduce Risk Management!! I do believe I have the cassette tape of it somewhere

[Stickyfinger]

[Rp0thejester]

A woman's brain is split into two halves, the left half and the right half. The left half has nothing right and the right half has nothing left.

[Hell Razor5543]

Have you heard of the Astley Paradox?

Spoiler: show

It is very simple. You ask him to get you a copy of the Disney film "Up". He refuses, saying that he is never going to give you "Up". However, in telling you this he is letting you down!

Nine months before I was born I went to a party with my Father, and left the party with my Mother.

[myglaren]

[bobins]

^^^^^^^

<Ahem> Been there.... done that*. Bit of a 'ring twitcher' to be honest

* Actually, it was an old Soviet bomb dump.... but the effect is mostly the same