Joke I found funny...

[Hell Razor5543]

Did you know that, in Peru, there are owls that hunt together in groups?

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They are "'Inca Hoots'.

[mickthemaverick]

I bumped into Tonto in the car park in his new Ferrari, apparently

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he'd just been to see the loan arranger!!

[Rp0thejester]

I bumped into Tonto in the car park in his new Ferrari, apparently

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he'd just been to see the loan arranger!!

That's a proper grandad joke, not even a dad joke, it's to old

[CitroJim]

I'd say it was so good it's a great granddad joke

[Steve Walsh]

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

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'I can't p**s out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[Steve Walsh]

A young woman started work in the small English village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
"Look" said the Chemist. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms; they ask for either:- a No 310 (small); or a No 320 (medium) or a No 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned"
The first day was fine, but on the second day a large black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and said "350" please.
The girl panicked.
She phoned the Chemist on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Look. Go back in and see if he has a bucket hanging between his legs," said the Chemist.
She peeped through the door, and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.
"Yes!" she shouted down the phone. "He's got one hanging there!"
The boss replied

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"Well, go back in there and give him £3.50 ... He's the window cleaner!"

[Steve Walsh]

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3
pieces of meat hanging from the
ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this
about?" The bartender replies, "Well,
if you can jump up and slap the
meat, you get free drinks for the rest
of the night. If you miss, you pay for
everyone's drinks for the next hour
You wanna do it?" The guy replies,

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"Nah, the steaks are too high."

[myglaren]

[Rp0thejester]

wow I feel old!!!

[myglaren]

[Armidillo]

Careful - you can't go posting stuff like that on the Internet, 'cause people will believe it! You'll have Science teachers jumping out of windows in utter despair!

[Paul-R]

Yes, there are exactly 2 hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water.

[Rp0thejester]

Sat behind a Winnebago at the MOT centre, the sticker on it calmed my nerves

Not the greatest photo

[Karata]

A quiet little boy was sitting in class, putting up with the abuse of a foot taller, loud mouthed girl. The girl was berating him for being a Nerd.
The teacher heard what the girl was saying to the boy, and admonished her, "Karen! You should be nice to Billy! He is a straight A student, and someday he just might be your Boss."
Billy looked at the teacher and quipped "But Sir… I don’t want to be a Pimp!"

[Karata]

I keep asking people what LGBTQ means… but I never get a straight answer.