Joke I found funny...

[myglaren]

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[Rp0thejester]

This did put a smile on my face... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJXj3Peo/

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[Steve Walsh]

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[Hell Razor5543]

People think I am crazy because I talk to my cat. What am I meant to do; ignore him when he asks me questions?

[myglaren]

[Hell Razor5543]

Just read this;

"When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing. Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested; 'If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic'".

[Michel]

“A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said how can you tell them apart, he said ‘her brother’s got a moustache!’”

[Steve Walsh]

I went to my nearby Chemist and asked to speak to the chemist on duty.
As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Chemist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing a senior citizen, the Chemist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The chemist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief!

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My doctor told me to have a Chemist test my urine for sugar!"

[Steve Walsh]

[Hell Razor5543]

I remember having to attend the funeral of a manager several years ago. The company was family run, and the manager was part of the family (so they closed for the day). As we employees filed past the coffin I leaned in and whispered

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"Who is thinking outside of the box now?"