Joke I found funny...

[Gibbo2286]

Max Miller got banned from the BBC for this:

Theatre nudism, "It's said that there will soon be five hundred nude ladies on stage in London, that will be a thousand pities."

[mickthemaverick]

Another from the music hall days that has just come to mind:

"My wife has gone to the West Indies!"
"Jamaica?"
"No she went of her own accord!""

[Paul-R]

Max Miller got banned from the BBC for this:

This is the joke that I heard he got banned for...

I was walking up this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a woman walking towards me. Well, I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.

[mickthemaverick]

The mention of nuns reminded me of the two gay monks Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick!

[Stickyfinger]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.

[CitroJim]

^^

[CitroJim]

Clocks have three hands...

The first is called the hour hand;

The second is called the minute hand;

And the third is called the second hand...

[Stickyfinger]

[CitroJim]

^^^^

That is proper funny Alasdair

[Stickyfinger]

Professor at Guys medical school was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a-hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?

‘Probably working on an old Citroen with his mates.’

[Stickyfinger]

[myglaren]

Clocks have three hands...

The first is called the hour hand;

The second is called the minute hand;

And the third is called the second hand...

Dave Alan walt.

[CitroJim]

Dave Alan walt.

Certainly was... Watched a video about teaching kids to tell the time... Couldn't stop laughing!

Such a talented performer... Always loved his brand of comedy

[myglaren]

[Steve Walsh]