Joke I found funny...

[myglaren]

^ Or even 1952

[Paul-R]

I have a book at home called Crap Dad Jokes. Unfortunately I can't give you the benefit of any of its contents as I won't be home for a month or so!

[mickthemaverick]

My son bought me a copy of that Paul for Christmas many moons ago - for some reason he had crossed out the 'jokes'!!

[Paul-R]

Haha. One of my daughters bought the book for me.

[Paul-R]

Do you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you've been built upside down?

[Huskyxantia]

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down

[Huskyxantia]

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician

[Huskyxantia]

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

[Huskyxantia]

A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here

[Huskyxantia]

Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.

And i thank you and bid you goodnight .... before i get banned

[mickthemaverick]

A horse walks into the pub and the barman asks:
"Whats up with you then?"
"Nothing at all"
"Then why the long face?"

[mickthemaverick]

"I just got home from my former tennis partner's funeral"
"That must have been very sad?"
"Yes it was, but he had a great service!"

[myglaren]

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/forums/jokes.122/

[Huskyxantia]

[Steve Walsh]

Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle:
Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said.
Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour.
After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom
"Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face.

Spoiler: show

"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130."