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What car does an egg drive?
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Just heard the woman who invented the knock knock joke has just been awarded the no bell prize
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Wow, were scratching here, any chance of an 18+ area where anything goes??
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Apparently they have installed a new detection device at Heathrow to try and combat the number of female drug smugglers who hide their loot internally. In the event of a positive indication an alarm sounds accompanied by an audio alert:
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Unexpected package in the shagging area!
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mickthemaverick wrote: ↑26 Jul 2022, 08:33 Apparently they have installed a new detection device at Heathrow to try and combat the number of female drug smugglers who hide their loot internally. In the event of a positive indication an alarm sounds accompanied by an audio alert:
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Unexpected package in the shagging area!
:rofl2: :rofl2:
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Rp0thejester wrote: ↑23 Jul 2022, 20:54 Wow, were scratching here, any chance of an 18+ area where anything goes??
Try the skoda forum lol
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Not a joke as such but it struck me as amusing!!! :-D

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A much nicer, kinder and safer world in those days in many respects in spite of a world war.

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I loike it.

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Did you hear about the young lady who washed down The Pill with pond water?
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