Joke I found funny...

This is the place for posts that don't fit into any other category.
User avatar
Rp0thejester
Donor 2024
Posts: 2712
Joined: 11 May 2022, 19:54
x 884

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Rp0thejester »

What car does an egg drive?
Spoiler: show
A Yolkswagon
Ryan

'99 Xsara 1.6 X (Red) with Sunkissed bonnet. T59 SBX
'54 Astra Estate 1.7DTI (Artic White)
'06 C8 2.2Hdi Exclusive (Aster Grey)

Champion of Where's CitroJim :-({|=
Yes I ask the stupid questions, because normally it is that simple.
Top
User avatar
Huskyxantia
Donor 2023
Posts: 2383
Joined: 30 Jul 2018, 22:11
x 495

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Huskyxantia »

Just heard the woman who invented the knock knock joke has just been awarded the no bell prize
Husky. :? Thinking outside of the box is better than sitting in a dark one.
:-D
Top
User avatar
Rp0thejester
Donor 2024
Posts: 2712
Joined: 11 May 2022, 19:54
x 884

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Rp0thejester »

Wow, were scratching here, any chance of an 18+ area where anything goes??
Ryan

'99 Xsara 1.6 X (Red) with Sunkissed bonnet. T59 SBX
'54 Astra Estate 1.7DTI (Artic White)
'06 C8 2.2Hdi Exclusive (Aster Grey)

Champion of Where's CitroJim :-({|=
Yes I ask the stupid questions, because normally it is that simple.
Top
User avatar
myglaren
Forum Admin Team
Posts: 26508
Joined: 02 Mar 2008, 14:30
x 5140

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by myglaren »

1657718232087.png
Top
User avatar
mickthemaverick
Donor 2024
Posts: 15102
Joined: 11 May 2019, 17:56
x 6491

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by mickthemaverick »

Apparently they have installed a new detection device at Heathrow to try and combat the number of female drug smugglers who hide their loot internally. In the event of a positive indication an alarm sounds accompanied by an audio alert:
Spoiler: show
Unexpected package in the shagging area!
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
Top
User avatar
Rp0thejester
Donor 2024
Posts: 2712
Joined: 11 May 2022, 19:54
x 884

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Rp0thejester »

mickthemaverick wrote: ↑26 Jul 2022, 08:33 Apparently they have installed a new detection device at Heathrow to try and combat the number of female drug smugglers who hide their loot internally. In the event of a positive indication an alarm sounds accompanied by an audio alert:
Spoiler: show
Unexpected package in the shagging area!
:rofl2: :rofl2:
Ryan

'99 Xsara 1.6 X (Red) with Sunkissed bonnet. T59 SBX
'54 Astra Estate 1.7DTI (Artic White)
'06 C8 2.2Hdi Exclusive (Aster Grey)

Champion of Where's CitroJim :-({|=
Yes I ask the stupid questions, because normally it is that simple.
Top
User avatar
myglaren
Forum Admin Team
Posts: 26508
Joined: 02 Mar 2008, 14:30
x 5140

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by myglaren »

1658819697345.png
Top
User avatar
Huskyxantia
Donor 2023
Posts: 2383
Joined: 30 Jul 2018, 22:11
x 495

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Huskyxantia »

Rp0thejester wrote: ↑23 Jul 2022, 20:54 Wow, were scratching here, any chance of an 18+ area where anything goes??
Try the skoda forum lol
Husky. :? Thinking outside of the box is better than sitting in a dark one.
:-D
Top
User avatar
myglaren
Forum Admin Team
Posts: 26508
Joined: 02 Mar 2008, 14:30
x 5140

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by myglaren »

FZFiZtwXoAAraVD.jpeg
Top
User avatar
myglaren
Forum Admin Team
Posts: 26508
Joined: 02 Mar 2008, 14:30
x 5140

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by myglaren »

296254558_7935087979864487_675956457045831023_n.jpg
Top
User avatar
mickthemaverick
Donor 2024
Posts: 15102
Joined: 11 May 2019, 17:56
x 6491

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by mickthemaverick »

Not a joke as such but it struck me as amusing!!! :-D

https://www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auct ... e2017d10f3
Spoiler: show
We used to call them girls!!
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
Top
Peter.N.
Moderating Team
Posts: 11616
Joined: 02 Apr 2005, 16:11
x 1217

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Peter.N. »

A much nicer, kinder and safer world in those days in many respects in spite of a world war.

Peter
Top
User avatar
myglaren
Forum Admin Team
Posts: 26508
Joined: 02 Mar 2008, 14:30
x 5140

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by myglaren »

295913129_10160839178564903_6918538907758596734_n.jpg
Top
Peter.N.
Moderating Team
Posts: 11616
Joined: 02 Apr 2005, 16:11
x 1217

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Peter.N. »

I loike it.

Peter
Top
Hell Razor5543
Donor 2023
Posts: 13921
Joined: 01 Apr 2012, 09:47
x 3088

Re: Joke I found funny...

Unread post by Hell Razor5543 »

Did you hear about the young lady who washed down The Pill with pond water?
Spoiler: show
Later she found she was six months stagnant!
James
ex BX 1.9
ex Xantia 2.0HDi SX
ex Xantia 2.0HDi LX
ex C5 2.0HDi VTR
ex C5 2.0HDi VTR
ex C5 2.2HDi VTX+
Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Out amongst the stars, looking for a world of my own!
Top

Return to “The Off Topic Chat Lounge”