Joke I found funny...

[Gibbo2286]

Not me though, I still have all mine and can't seem to give it away.

[Karata]

Just learned an important lesson: When texting "Wish you were here" that last "e"... kind of makes it or breaks it.

[myglaren]

[Huskyxantia]

Above

[myglaren]

Perhaps you meant

[Peter.N.]

Peter

[Karata]

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but... I'm just not happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"That's a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, he will also need your
advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first and it will have to be our little secret... You know, woman to woman."

[Hell Razor5543]

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but... I'm just not happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"That's a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, he will also need your
advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first and it will have to be our little secret... You know, woman to woman."

Reminds me of a simple one liner I heard; "When God created man She was only joking!".

[Karata]

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

[mickthemaverick]

Without music our lives would b flat!

[white exec]

Mick, how did you get to be so F# ?

[Hell Razor5543]

A man dropped a piano down a deep artificial hole, and ended up with a flat minor.

[mickthemaverick]

I grew up with the lanyard from a Davy lamp tied to my dummy and Dad used to call it my miner chord!!

[Dormouse]

A man dropped a piano down a deep artificial hole, and ended up with a flat minor.

just as well it wasn't a decent car then.

time to hide.

[myglaren]