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Huskyxantia wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...

Heres a little story...


A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
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:rofl2:
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 11:20
Huskyxantia wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...

Heres a little story...


A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
Thank you and Good night
Erm, Deja Vu (from 01/12/2020!).
Memory like a gold fish :rofl2:
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Huskyxantia wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 16:42 :rofl2:
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 11:20
Huskyxantia wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...

Heres a little story...


A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
Thank you and Good night
Erm, Deja Vu (from 01/12/2020!).
Memory like a gold fish :rofl2:
It has been proven that goldfish have a memory span of three months!
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Memory worse than a goldfish? Surely the ultimate insult!
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

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Paul-R wrote: 11 Dec 2020, 17:50 Memory worse than a goldfish? Surely the ultimate insult!
That's three months more than me
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Goldfish walks into a bar
Must be evolution as they cant swim
And if it was over three months ago they'd of forgotten anyway.
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Friend just told me he'd applied for a job in the Citroen museum.
Apparently he was up against the deadline for getting his application in.
They seemed to want two CV's . . . #-o
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white exec wrote: 12 Dec 2020, 09:47 Friend just told me he'd applied for a job in the Citroen museum.
Apparently he was up against the deadline for getting his application in.
They seemed to want two CV's . . . #-o
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Last night a big fight broke out in my local chip shop

The Cod got battered
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Huskyxantia wrote: 12 Dec 2020, 10:49 Last night a big fight broke out in my local chip shop

The Cod got battered
Only because the haddock had a chip on his shoulder!!
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Peugeot 207 , 307sw

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Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .

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:lol: Above
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Peugeot 207 , 307sw

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Picasso 2.0Hdi now gone to scrappie
Citroen zx estate 1.9D the cherished one
Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .

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Peugeot 405 diesel
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his kn*b out of the chicken

Now I'm banned ..... #-o
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