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Woman as explained by a mathematician:
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Woman as explained by a radio operator :
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If your better half sees these posts you may live to regret them.

Note 'may live'. Watch out for a new patio being planned.
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:rofl2: Even I'm not that daft Steve!! I showed them to her for approval before putting them up. Only one was disapproved so I am leaving that one out!! :-D
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I sent it to my son then deleted it. :wink:

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The last of this little mini series:

Woman as explained by a military tactician:
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Yes.

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My wife never conformed to the stereotype and would definitely have taken the male option but halved the time.
Hated shopping.
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A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"

Moral:- Space is essential in every successful married life
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myglaren wrote:
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Love it :lol: :lol:
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I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Addenbrookes are running in partnership with Cambridge University.


The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

a shoe
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My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens". Lovely man. And terrible cabinet maker.