Joke I found funny...

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 07 Aug 2011, 21:49

myglaren wrote: MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!

That had me ROFLAGCU good and proper

Citroening · Unread post by **Citroening** » 07 Aug 2011, 21:52

Unread post by **myglaren** » 07 Aug 2011, 22:03

I was aware of that - particularly in certain areas of Bankok, but hadn't associated that with a senior lady politician.

Check out Bell Nuntita!

ETA: Ooops - posts in between - I had become somewhat distracted and the reply was to Xac's post about Ladyboys (cover your eyes Franklin)

DickieG · Unread post by **DickieG** » 07 Aug 2011, 22:24

CitroJim wrote:That had me ROFLAGCU good and proper

I can do that very realistically ATM

MikeT · Unread post by **MikeT** » 09 Aug 2011, 12:27

Did you hear about the short-sighted Rabbi?

...He got the sack.

addo · Unread post by **addo** » 09 Aug 2011, 12:45

Actually, as most new fathers prefer to delegate this obligation, traditional circumcision is thence done by a moyel - who may or may not also be a rabbi.

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Xaccers · Unread post by **Xaccers** » 09 Aug 2011, 13:08

addo wrote:Actually, as most new fathers prefer to delegate this obligation, traditional circumcision is thence done by a moyel - who may or may not also be a rabbi.

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Oy vay!

MikeT · Unread post by **MikeT** » 10 Aug 2011, 10:14

Googling Moyel, I come up with...

NEVER buy greebenes from a moyel!

addo · Unread post by **addo** » 10 Aug 2011, 10:36

I think it was Hale and Pace who worked up a pun based on audience hubbub.

Norman: There's too much cackling. I don't like cackling.
Gareth: I don't like any pork products.

MikeT · Unread post by **MikeT** » 10 Aug 2011, 14:18

Spurs are reported to have signed 2 new players:

Grabatelli and Nokavanoff

SaabC5 · Unread post by **SaabC5** » 11 Aug 2011, 12:50

Did you hear about the bloke who lost his left arm & left leg in a car accident?

He's all right now!

I'll get my coat

SaabC5 · Unread post by **SaabC5** » 11 Aug 2011, 12:52

Did you hear about the confused, incestuous arsonist?

He set his sister alight!

Badumm tish

addo · Unread post by **addo** » 17 Aug 2011, 23:46

Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.

Unread post by **Paul-R** » 18 Aug 2011, 10:33

addo wrote:Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.

????? Sorry, that one completely passes me by.

Xaccers · Unread post by **Xaccers** » 18 Aug 2011, 10:41

Paul-R wrote:
addo wrote:Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.
????? Sorry, that one completely passes me by.

Well you wouldn't want them to hit you on the way down!

Badumm tish