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myglaren wrote: MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!
That had me ROFLAGCU good and proper :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I was aware of that - particularly in certain areas of Bankok, but hadn't associated that with a senior lady politician.

Check out Bell Nuntita! :shock: :twisted:

ETA: Ooops - posts in between - I had become somewhat distracted and the reply was to Xac's post about Ladyboys (cover your eyes Franklin)
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Post by DickieG »

CitroJim wrote:That had me ROFLAGCU good and proper :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can do that very realistically ATM :lol: :lol:
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Post by MikeT »

Did you hear about the short-sighted Rabbi?





...He got the sack.
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Post by addo »

Actually, as most new fathers prefer to delegate this obligation, traditional circumcision is thence done by a moyel - who may or may not also be a rabbi. :wink:

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addo wrote:Actually, as most new fathers prefer to delegate this obligation, traditional circumcision is thence done by a moyel - who may or may not also be a rabbi. :wink:

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Post by MikeT »

Googling Moyel, I come up with...

NEVER buy greebenes from a moyel!
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Post by addo »

I think it was Hale and Pace who worked up a pun based on audience hubbub.

Norman: There's too much cackling. I don't like cackling.
Gareth: I don't like any pork products.
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Spurs are reported to have signed 2 new players:

Grabatelli and Nokavanoff
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Did you hear about the bloke who lost his left arm & left leg in a car accident?







He's all right now!

I'll get my coat
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Did you hear about the confused, incestuous arsonist?







He set his sister alight!

Badumm tish
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Post by addo »

Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.
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addo wrote:Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.
????? Sorry, that one completely passes me by.
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Post by Xaccers »

Paul-R wrote:
addo wrote:Pair of floor toms and a hi-hat, fell off a cliff.
????? Sorry, that one completely passes me by.
Well you wouldn't want them to hit you on the way down!




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