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Joke my grandaughter told me yesterday

Grandad why did the chicken walk across the road, me, to get to the other side, grandaughter , no , to save the planet by walking and still getting where it needed to go cleaner and safer !. Me .... no no no ... whats this world coming too , our jokes are going to be ruined lol
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I can see that's Slash but the humour completely misses me.
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.

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Forward (front) Slash -
Back Slash :-D
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Uh, uh, uh...
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson​
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I found out what O. J. Simpson's website address is.

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Sorry about the vertical format but I think it's worth putting up with!! :-D

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Try Google searching for 'askew'. No, your monitor has not developed a fault!
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Did it with the default Yahoo! :( and wondered until I re did it with Google.
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Don't do Google, can you post a screenshot James? :-D
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I tried, but it didn't work (probably too big). However, it also works on an Android phone! :D
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Not with DDG it doesn't! :-D
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
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It worked on my Sony phone!
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