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CitroJim wrote: 21 May 2018, 09:00 Love the chicken flavour vegetarian ham :lol:

Looking at the picture I can't figure out what you'd actually be getting if you bought whatever that is! It looks more like a roll of pastry to me! :twisted:
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At a loss to find a home for this. I mentioned to a colleague that we should have a Tesla self-driving fork lift at work and he showed me this on his phone:

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Some adverts can be a bit amusing;

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And one here for cyclists in Wales:
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Welsh-speaking cyclists have been left baffled - and possibly concerned for their health - after a bizarre translation mix-up. For instead of a road sign telling them to dismount, the Welsh translation informs them that 'bladder disease has returned'.
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:shock: I've just put that through google translate, and it comes out as "Inflammation of the return bladder"...!
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That Heinz advert brought back memories for me of these boys, who for a short time were customers at my garage, sadly the two leads took their own lives.

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white exec wrote: 26 Jun 2018, 11:17 :shock: I've just put that through google translate, and it comes out as "Inflammation of the return bladder"...!
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As you've discovered Chris, Welsh translation is not an exact science as there are some English words that don't have a Welsh equivalent. Sometimes you have to potch it about to give a general meaning - but in this case they were well off!

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"The ability to speak Welsh would be an advantage."

On one occasion, they got that wrong too and put in the ad:

"The ability to speak would be an advantage."

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GiveMeABreak wrote: 26 Jun 2018, 09:50 And one here for cyclists in Wales:

Welsh Cyclists.PNG
Welsh-speaking cyclists have been left baffled - and possibly concerned for their health - after a bizarre translation mix-up. For instead of a road sign telling them to dismount, the Welsh translation informs them that 'bladder disease has returned'.
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Enjoy :)

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:rofl2: I was in stitches watching that - just as well as I have a faulty alarm to fix on the C3 later!
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Well I'm just not sure what to make of this - but it won't be an HDi - but then again, no telling what's under the bonnet!

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Coal-fired Xantia estate :)
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It looks like he’s got his own Port Talbot on wheels,
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How did he get Fawley Refinery into a Xantia? OK, it is an estate, but Fawley takes up 1470 hectares!
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