Back from another marathon weekend, I really don’t want another for a couple of weeks!
This one was about 700 miles in 30 hours.. but the only spannering in that time was not by me, and involved removing a 10mm nut, and bolt, to check a timing belt

(thanks Paul)
Jim, thanks for your input on the gas tester.. I can’t quite believe that the chevy is better than the coupe! I will take the tester and the coupe to my normal MOT guy, and get him to check how I have the tester set up, and also do a quick check on the 406 to see if it ties in with my numbers..
also, I need to catch up with Malcolm, as I have about 300 gearboxes for him, and he has a 'planet'
Wales was fun.. starting at 4pm on Saturday, we set off in a bright yellow 6 month old, three-cylinder skoda (belonging to a friend who rather foolishly agreed to drive me to Wales!) it was ok to drive, very revvy (about 4500 @80!) but it didn’t seem to mind ploughing on like that for hours.. The roads were empty, all the way. A combination of the rugby (or aftermath) and Satuday night not being a travel night – must have helped… Made the hotel by 9.00 and got food straight away (part of the £70 tariff was £20 each for an evening meal!)

rarely for me, I ordered a bottle of red, the waiter said it was discounted, to a fiver! I’ll take it!
The hotel fronted onto the small nice town center, which meant a couple of hours entertainment watching the locals into the night! all good fun though..
A full Welsh breakfast and the final bill missing the drinks the night before completed a very pleasant stay (I put them right 'partially' on the bill

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Off then to a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, and a lad giving his 2 litre 306 a wash.. next to it sat the 306 TD we had come for, also there was a 406 lying broken, and a silver alfa in a similar state…
He was friendly enough but a bit… somehow on edge….. all went ok to start with.. I noticed the TD engine being warm.. asked him about this and he said he had driven from his mums that morning…
I leafed through the history and noted the cambelt at 67K (car was 93K) also I noticed a full brand new exhaust.. 4 good tyres, and work on brakes and stamped engine services (by the same garage)
Car started on the glows, ok.. no nasty noises
Then somehow we got talking about the engine…
The conversation went something like this..
‘it’s had a headgasket’
‘when?!’
‘about 20 miles ago’
’20 thousand miles, it’s not in the book!@?’
‘no 20 miles ago!’
’20 miles!!’ disbelief
‘ you want me to drive 300 miles home in a car that’s had a HG 20 miles ago…?’
‘yeah, well if your worried take the car for the day and see its ok’ (which was a good gesture, if not completely impractical)
‘who did the work’
‘my step dad’
‘is there a receipt for the gasket’
‘nah mate’
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‘it’s also had another engine’
‘why?’
He then took me a few meters away to a TD block that had holes in both sides, I could clearly see right through it!... a ? ‘97 conrod failure motor, first one I have seen…
So, me trying to make the rest up, and based on other things he told me… he brought the car for his girlfriend, his step dad is the registered owner, gf didn’t want car, then it must have thrown a rod, so a spare engine they had got fitted (which got a headgasket) and that’s where we are , I think.. The car has a metal gasket (aftermarket) and looks to have the 23K cambelt (gates) refitted (idler is old so that’s not been changed)
Anyway.. I had come a long way.. I tried to get the price down but failed.. and after driving the car decided I could find no reason to doubt it more… I looked for mismatched panels, structural creases, and could find nothing wrong, I cross checked the VIN and the V5, and looked at every aspect of the engine, radiator, and bulkhead and it all looked fine… the only possible problem was a repainted bumper (the cross member was straight)
So, away we went.. it was fine for the rest of the day.. Lucas pump so went really well! Very lively .. temp stayed low at 70, occasioning 80 when hot but always straight back down.. when I arrived home I got her to 90C and the fans kicked in briefly..
The rest of the day.. we took both cars to a prearranged meeting with Paul (citroenXM) although we were a bit late by now, so Paul very kindly came further along the A55 towards us.
What a nice friendly chap he is

straight away looked over the TD and reassured me there was nothing obvious I had missed! Had an all-to-quick chat about the TD, his old but very faithful V6 XM, the bright skoda!, and everything else we could fit in, in 30 minutes! Malcolm’s gearbox made an appearance from inside the cavernous XM and went into the Back of the TD….
That was that, off we went in different directions, and on to a motorbike café at the ‘Horseshoe Pass’ (Ponderosa café I think)
I had previously arranged to meet a chap ‘ginge’ here, (who I knew had an RV similar to mine, which I wanted info on) he also had a T2 VW camper.. amongst the hundreds of bikes here, was an RV and a brace of VW’s clustered around it, in one of them was a chap with ginger hair, so I knocked on the door and said ‘hi ginge’ to which I got a blank response, it was the wrong guy

he did know who I was looking for and pointed me to the café etc….
Met Ginge, a larger than life chap who was very friendly and down to earth, an ex MOT inspector and HGV driver, what he didn’t know about 80’s RV’s was very little… I asked him about motorbikes and what he rode, he put simply that he had 17 and there wasn’t time to go through them !
Another rushed 30 min chat (laugh) about many aspects of campers, bikes, and other anecdotes including dissolving various sweets in vodka, to make a new drink ….. sitting between welsh mountains around a camper van table in the sun, with another two joining us from the masses outside

a great end to Wales this weekend, and all that remained was to fly the 306 down to Llangollen and it handled well on the twisties! On-boost the lucas pump really does kick in unlike a standard bosch would ever do.
Got home at 9, gave the car to the new owner, who thought it was nice, and got back in a very heavy, sedate, plush and soft xantia, and drove 10 miles back to my home for a glass or three
Jim, again I have a 306 TD with Lucas, and of course the owner wants Bosch
