Keep Calm - it's only a Citroën!

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Keep Calm - it's only a Citroën!

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Anyone interested in a tee-shirt? I'm getting some made: Quality red shirts with durable white graphics. At cost, basically - with P&P added. Once I have an idea of quantities and sizes I'll post up a price and you can contact me with your order. Phil (yo.philATbtopenworld.com)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:-D

but oh god, the amount of explaining....


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I love it :-D
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jgra1 wrote::-D

but oh god, the amount of explaining....


:mrgreen:
And the looks of "this guy is a nutcase....." when you do explain...


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No use for us C5 owners:oops::mrgreen::D
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Well, there could be one with the logo 'Keep Calm and Carry LSD'.

EDIT; Oops, typo! Should have read 'Keep Calm and Carry LDS'!
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Hell Razor5543 wrote:Well, there could be one with the logo 'Keep Calm and Carry LSD'.

EDIT; Oops, typo! Should have read 'Keep Calm and Carry LDS'!
Sure you didn'tmean Keep Calm and Smoke LSD :rofl2:
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I'm erm, led to believe one does not smoke it.

Clearly, the designers of many Citroëns and Saabs kept calm and used it..

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I'm sure you could smoke it - perhaps bung it in an E-fag. Very much doubt that the desired effects would be achieved though.
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myglaren wrote:I'm sure you could smoke it - perhaps bung it in an E-fag. Very much doubt that the desired effects would be achieved though.
I'll bet it would make you turn green.....
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Good grief, just looking at that gives me a migraine.
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A migraine or a Mekon?
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That picture is enough to put you off e-fags for ever...

Off topic I know but I know someone (not me) who gave up smoking a while back and now spends twice as much on nicotine chewing gum!!!
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