Do I need to see a shrink.?

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Do I need to see a shrink.?

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Sometimes, I take my car out of the drive and park in front of my house so that I can sit a look at it. 8-[
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Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
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You simply need more cars. Then you won't have to move one to see one out the front.
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as long as you have had the green blood transfusion you dont need a shrink,

as Andy says get sufficient hydraulic citroens so every direction you look you see one/or more :dom: :yikes: :teabag: :twisted: :-D

and above all dont let the wide tell you any different :shock: :-D :roll: :wink:

and dont forget the picy of your car on the inside of the loo door, and the one on the ceiling above your bed
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You're just not old enough.
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Stempy wrote:Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
Guilty! I did have my Activa as my wallpaper, however its now a picture of my dog :roll:
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Citroenmad wrote:
Stempy wrote:Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
Guilty! I did have my Activa as my wallpaper, however its now a picture of my dog :roll:
so the picy of the Activa is now on the inside of your loo door :-D :wink: , do you switch them on a monthly base's :twisted: :roll: :wink:
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citronut wrote:
Citroenmad wrote:
Stempy wrote:Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
Guilty! I did have my Activa as my wallpaper, however its now a picture of my dog :roll:
so the picy of the Activa is now on the inside of your loo door :-D :wink: , do you switch them on a monthly base's :twisted: :roll: :wink:
It is usually a Citroen of one descrpition or another :roll:
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Some take it to another level :)
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hope she'z got a skid lid ( crash helmet ) on :-D
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Stempy wrote:Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
Oh **** :oops: I do of my XM and when I park it I turn around and look at it as I'm walking away from it...

I like the bike :P
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CitroJim wrote:
Stempy wrote:Only if you also have a picture of it as your desktop wallpaper....
Oh **** :oops: I do of my XM and when I park it I turn around and look at it as I'm walking away from it...

I like the bike :P
I always turn round to look at my C5, especially in car parks. I like to see how good it looks alongside lesser cars. I enjoy the fact that it looks more sleek than lumpy looking Mondeos and the like. I also love seeing the mirrors fold out as I unlock from 20 metres away. I sometimes wait until someone is at a nearby car before unlocking. I really do think I need help.
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I do a similar thing with the tailgate.
On the older c5s I did the windows and headlights too.
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What have I been missing - 15 years+ I have run XMs and none of them were really worth looking at :(

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