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CitroJim wrote: all this technology has not necessarily delivered its promises... Many years ago it was postulated that with all these wonderful inventions work would be a thing of the past and we'd all have so much leisure time we'd scarcely know what to do with it...

I recall many years ago that computers would lead to paperless offices. Dave, sorry to hijack your thread...
On the contrarary Jim, that's exactly what I mean,what with all these idiot proof sensors etc :wink:

My old man used to say, "pfft, you'll all be going to work in helicopter type jobbies one day,there'll be no rush hour/jams etc, there'll be no messages/letters, probly holograms " :lol:

I wish! It's all the paperwork that slows me up,(driving me wagon). There's always a stack of invoices need sorting, in duplicate, then in triplicate with bill sheets one day :evil: So then a customer may get a bit ar$ey,on the end of my round, around 11.30 am - " afternoon" they'll say..
Afternoon??? Jeez, feel like slapping them around the face with said wad of paperwork! Tell you what,go get it yerself,I'm thinking.. Nearly everything's delivered by trucks/vans.If all us truckers parked our wagons up they'd soon start moaning..

Anyway, :lol:

Yes, that orange oil light / dodgy £ sign / shepherds hook jobby flashes on if you're parked on a slope.

Wang the sensor and check it by hand in my opinion :lol:
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CitroJim wrote: Something has seriously gone wrongs somewhere..

I recall many years ago that computers would lead to paperless offices. Time has proved that a paperless office is about as likely as a paperless toilet...
There actually are paperless toilets - mainly in Japan.

Not like this one though...

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44 quid for oil change indeed.Thankfully you have kept the Yorkshiremans reputation intact with a satisfactory diy solution :lol:
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I'm sure women would love that. :lol:
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Ahhh,


So that's why the cues are so long at the womens bogs :lol: :lol: :lol:
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