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Words fail me. And I can't believe folk are going to come along now
and say that it looks nice. Surely?

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It's all these Tory cutbacks,

These are our new snowplows,

They can plow forward AND reverse :lol:

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http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/

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Post by Citroenmad »

That is really hideous, what on earth were they thinking.

Its more holes than it is bumper.
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Post by myglaren »

What a bloody mess! I completely fail to understand why people think this crap is some kind of enhancement or improvement on the original.
Diabolical waste of money IMO.

I worked for a lad who did something like this to his Corsa. Spent a year and a fortune 'embellishing' it. He was quite offended when he asked me what I thought and told him it was still a ten year old Corsa, just one that had cost him double the street value, when he could have bought a car instead.
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Post by MikeT »

A Xantia hovercraft? Taking the magic carpet ride to the extreme.

But realistically, how on earth can he lower the ride height now and how stupid it would look set to intermediate or high.
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Post by addo »

I reckon they're awesome!
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OH DEAR!!!!! I think I feel rather Ill!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You gotta just love the bit where he says .."& to make your Citroen even MORE fantastic"

Whatever that lad is smokin ...............I want a Toke of it..... its gotta be INCREDIBLE
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Post by Muggerbee »

Hmmmm now if I can just find a way to handbrake turn in Asda on a sunday night I might just get that :-)
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That's way oversized and rather nasty looking to me!
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Errrrrrrrrrrr.............

How do you get at the sparewheel?
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Post by myglaren »

rmunns wrote:Errrrrrrrrrrr.............

How do you get at the sparewheel?
Angle grinder? :twisted:
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Xac's blowtorch even! :x
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