Have any of you heard of this

louis1 · Post by **louis1** » 29 Nov 2004, 06:26

Check this out, have you heard of this?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 68158&rd=1

Homer · Post by **Homer** » 29 Nov 2004, 06:35

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">CITROEN ZX LTD EDITON DIMENSION M REG 1.4INJECTED HAS FUNKY NUMBER PLATE SO SPEED CAMERAS AND CONGESTION CAMERAS CAN READ GREAT CAR ONLY 400 HUNDRED HAVE BEEN MADE SPECIALLY MADE FOR RACING HAS A STAINLESS STEEL COBRA EXHAUST PIPE WHICH COST £350 POUND IT IS A GREAT CAR FAST LOUD AND SATISFYING STEERING IS GREAT AND THE TOP SPEED IS 140 MPH <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Top speed when dropped from 30,000 feet perhaps?
Plenty of 1.4 ZX's around (not sure how many were badged Dimension), this one is a nasty shade of brown with an illegal number plate and has been owned by a boy racer.

uhn113x · Post by **uhn113x** » 29 Nov 2004, 13:42

Would you buy a car off someone who cannot find his CapsLock key?
Or from a picture taken from 100 yards away?
Satisfying steering? What on earth is that? Front wheels turn when you turn steering wheel?
Number plate so speed cameras can read it? Aren't they all like that?
If he can get 140mph from a 1.4 ZX, he should be selling his secret!

mseymour · Post by **mseymour** » 29 Nov 2004, 14:44

Especially from that 1cc engine.[:D]

wotsupnow · Post by **wotsupnow** » 29 Nov 2004, 18:58

Ah but look here,
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... eName=WDVW
he's also selling a 2cc diesel Xsara.
BTW what is disabled accessible ?
Pete

samcro · Post by **samcro** » 29 Nov 2004, 19:10

It appears he doesn't know what full stops ar for either!

mseymour · Post by **mseymour** » 29 Nov 2004, 19:15

It's like a tank that gets rolling eh.... Nice.

VisaGTi16v · Post by **VisaGTi16v** » 29 Nov 2004, 19:16

yer read this the other day, cracked me up. Must be one of those rare zx's where they put the mazda rx7 twin turbo engine in, thats almost 1.4 litre (dealing with dodgy rotary engine size)
joke btw

madasafish · Post by **madasafish** » 29 Nov 2004, 19:16

Great directions:"to have a look by sending me an e-mail tel 0208889312"
Lol

CommY · Post by **CommY** » 29 Nov 2004, 19:17

Disabled accessible is a must have new technology in it's 'old format' it was referred to as a door. It's a fantastic new development that allows ingress/egress to the vehicle via a suitably sized aperture. This aperture is then sealed with a fancy gizmo called a door. In layman’s terms a door is a means of sealing this aperture rendering the cars occupant protected from the outside elements, wind etc. This 'door' has a retractable window fitted to allow the occupant to 'see' out of the car (a very handy safety feature) it's retracted position allows access to the outside.

dnsey · Post by **dnsey** » 29 Nov 2004, 22:10

Isn't that pic scanned from the sales brochure?

DomF9 · Post by **DomF9** » 29 Nov 2004, 22:23

It's obviously the right colour for the ad, cos it smells distinctly of bull****. If it was REALLY made for racing, then it would NOT have an airbag, and the top speed of 140 is laughable. He'd even be passed by Skodas. "Only 400 made" of the Dimension. Someone help me off the floor, please. I can't stop laughing!
He has GOTTA be a CHAV. I almost want to place a negative bid on it, just to wake him up!!!

DomF9 · Post by **DomF9** » 29 Nov 2004, 22:32

I have posted him the following question -
Please, us lot over at the Andyspares Citroen forum are pissing ourselves laughing. We cannot figure out how you claim to get 140 out of a 1.4i, or how the photo isn't of the actual car (or even taken from less than quarter of a mile), or how "only 400" of the Dimension model were made or how a "racing car" would EVER have "Alloy Wheels, AM/FM Stereo, Cassette Player, Central Locking, Disabled Accessible, Electric Windows, Power-assisted Steering (PAS) or a Sunroof". It's absolutely astonishing it would make its way out onto any track (other than a railway one).
Please answer, as we are all waiting on bated breath.

VisaGTi16v · Post by **VisaGTi16v** » 29 Nov 2004, 22:43

tomsheppard · Post by **tomsheppard** » 29 Nov 2004, 22:44

Well let us hope that he doesn't damage the site out of spite then.
"Never argue with a fool; a passer by may not know the difference."
(Mark Twain.)