How to be your own grandfather

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How to be your own grandfather

Post by bernie » 14 Oct 2004, 02:04

Found this today and I thought I'd share it with you lot[:D]
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation, one of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son, This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother, This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child'saunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

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Post by VisaGTi16v » 14 Oct 2004, 03:40

er??? totally lost. Going to have to scribble this down on paper tommorow lol

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Post by uhn113x » 14 Oct 2004, 22:00

Were they all on benefits? [}:)][:D]

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Post by bernie » 14 Oct 2004, 23:23

I followed what was going on until I got to the bus stop[:D][:D][:D]


Post by martyhopkirk » 18 Oct 2004, 02:15

My brain hurts!