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Bloody bad Audi drivers!

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Nearly had some one just reverse into me!
Sat in a car park having my lunch and some woman nearly reversed I into Cassy while trying to get into the massive space next to my passenger side so all she had to do was look over her shoulder.
If I hadn't sounded the air horn she'd have hit me, as it was she pulled forward and then had another go at hitting me.
I had to quickly start up and move Cassy across to stop her scraping down the side of the car at her third attempt!
What with one going up the back of Cassy a few weeks ago, I'm starting to think Audis are jealous and out to get her.
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Xac wrote:Nearly had some one just reverse into me!
Sat in a car park having my lunch and some woman nearly reversed I into Cassy while trying to get into the massive space next to my passenger side so all she had to do was look over her shoulder.
If I hadn't sounded the air horn she'd have hit me, as it was she pulled forward and then had another go at hitting me.
I had to quickly start up and move Cassy across to stop her scraping down the side of the car at her third attempt!
What with one going up the back of Cassy a few weeks ago, I'm starting to think Audis are jealous and out to get her.
The Transporter films feature Audis driven hard & fast by skillful stunt drivers. 8-)

While on the road they appear to be driven by soft & slow not very skilled at all (fill in the last one with some cockney rhyming slang) :wink: drivers.

Did Cassy change into cussy for a moment, :wink: when you thought WTF is she doing?
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Last Friday evening a Volkswagen Passat's rear corner was almost crushing my driver's door Image.

I was driving off the parking area of a shopping mall. There were cars parked on both sides.
This driver (guess if it was a woman :roll: ) was reversing from her parking spot while I was just driving by.
I had to use the horn, one loooong shout. I'm really happy that I have installed a twin horn instead of
a dead original which was a single horn.

Finally when she stopped, the distance between cars was not more than ~20cm Image


Here is a YouTube video with collection of "situations": Women Parking and more ...
(In the parking episode, gentleman driver waits patiently 3 min 55 seconds :roll:
and then gives a help :lol: )
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We've all been in those situations, people either not looking, not aware of whats around them or just have no idea how to move a car in small spaces.
VertVega wrote: Here is a YouTube video with collection of "situations": Women Parking and more ...
(In the parking episode, gentleman driver waits patiently 3 min 55 seconds :roll:
and then gives a help :lol: )
I love the Skoda one, the fact they just unpack the car as normal, as if it arrives every day on its roof! How on earth!
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Post by andmcit »

"Bloody Bad" and "Audi Driver" go together hand in hand like bread & butter.
Sadly about as prevelant too. :evil:

Idjit derriere wipes. Now taken over the role as most the despised single
marque drivers from most Beemer drivers.

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Post by addo »

We get a special breed of them here, who delude themselves that autobahn rules apply; you may drive fast as you please and anyone in your way either gets highbeamed (of the car headlight variety; the other might be a nice distraction :lol: ) or tooted vigorously.

I see it as part of my mission in life to remind them of La Résistance. :twisted:
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