Best blonde joke ever

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Best blonde joke ever

Post by vanny »

This is so the best blonde joke :) ... adid=38237
Sorry, it had to be done

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Post by shaunthesheep »

very good vanny, by the way i'm blonde

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Post by jeroen »

i also start looking a bit blonde..

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Post by alan s »

Here's one to keep you going while you're working it out[:D][:D][:D]
Alan S [}:)]
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar
stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender - "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, " Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."