Catching Dad with your GF, It's a problem

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Catching Dad with your GF, It's a problem

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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was furious and told him in no uncertain terms to get his meat out of GF and GTFO!

Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF out.

Now it's been 2 weeks that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

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Post by citronut »

ooh no how could he your own flesh and blood (LHM),

so now you know your GF has been desacrated you will have to use marigolds ever time you put your meat (and two vegge) into her,

how are you going to live with that now

my condolansise Xac

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:lol: :lol:
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Had me worried at first Xac :lol:
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CitroJim wrote:Had me worried at first Xac :lol:
You're telling me :shock: (my face upon reading the thread title at lunch today) :shock: :lol: :lol:
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CitroJim wrote:Had me worried at first Xac :lol:
I made sure I cleared it with Danielle before I posted, as the description of "small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me" applies to her too!
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:lol: :wink: Image

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