The wedding

[bernie]

Tom and Adam paid me a visit today.
Tom found some faults on my Mig welder c/board and Adam wants my BX estate.
The only problem?
I missed the wedding, oh well I'll have to wait for the divorce (adultery et al) s'pose I should have recorded it
Question for Antipedians, what do you think of your future Queen?

[Stinkwheel]

Speaking of MIG welders I took mine into work last week and had the welder man give it a good going over, gosh, I never knew they could work so well
There are some advantages of working for a bog name tool firm after all.

[Forth]

I just wish that when he had the chance Charlie boy had head-butted the Archbissup of Cantingberry in the nutz.
Now that's what I'd have called a grand national.